Mariah Carey switches on Westfield Christmas lights, public disappointed by lack of dove

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The lights are on, but is anybody home?
Fri, 20/11/2009 - 10:53 by HM writer

Mariah Carey is currently in London town, making guest appearances at night clubs, pre-recording a performance on the 'X Factor' and swtiching on the Christmas lights at Westfield shopping centre last night. But what we want to know is, where were the 500 kittens and 100,000 doves she was reasonably said to have requested??

It had been claimed that Carey wanted doves and kittens to be on the stage when she entered, dancing to her music and shitting all over the stage, but we hear her demand had to be refused due to health and safety. (For the animals or the public?)

But there wasn't the usual decoration of white drapes, a few thousand white roses, millions of candles, or bottles of chilled Cristal for Mariah. And she only left her fans waiting for an hour until she turned up to London's glamorous Shepherd's Bush.

Mind you, she was flanked by bodyguards surrounding her black Mercedes Benz when she finally arrived like she was, er, Gordon Brown or something. And she didn't actually switch anything on, she just lightly waved a wand as signal.

Her boots looked oddly familiar though...

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Comments

  • Unfortunately you're wrong on all counts. Shame really, as I'd probably have a better job with a HND in cakes.

    tescopop Mon, 23/11/2009 - 10:44

  • Overrated non-talent who fucked the label's CEO to get signed (or did she marry him? Meh) is hardly going to be a fucking seriously-taken expert in music. Get the fat cunt off

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 14:16

  • Fucking whoop - Tesco "drops" the line that they were at "uni doing film studies". I bet you were at Salford poly doing a cake icing HND

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 14:14

  • Bamgria: equal measures Buckfast and Irn Bru. The choice of Scottish tramps everywhere.

    BigPhil Sat, 21/11/2009 - 02:19

  • Fat, screechy cunt. She probably ordered the kittens and doves as a bar snack. Her karaoke turn on Alan Carr the other night sounded like somebody microwaving a bat.

    BigPhil Sat, 21/11/2009 - 02:16

  • I wonder if she needs the money or if she's just being greedy. I mean Westfield....in Shepherd's Bush? That don't smell like the Mariah we know and love. The benjamins must be running low.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 17:34

  • All o' yous are posh gits.
    What's wrong with some 20/20 or (Mariah's favourite drink) Thunderbird?

    PuddyTwat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 17:30

  • Bollinger, natch, darling.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 16:17

  • Which tastes like Lucozade! Vulgar pomagne crap.

    kwebb Fri, 20/11/2009 - 13:06

  • You fucking prole, it's Cristal not 'Crystal'.

    HeyYou Fri, 20/11/2009 - 13:04

  • i love pj and duncan, like loads.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 20/11/2009 - 12:41

  • Fucked if I know. I met a girl in first year of Uni, who told me in our first conversation that she "loves Mariah, like, loads". I naturally thought she was being ironic, in the same way I "love PJ and Duncan, like, loads". She was not being ironic, and took massive offence. Same girl was in one of my film classes, and wrote TWO essays on 'Glitter'.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:59

  • so does Jordan yet she's still a fake cunt. Just like this waste of space diva of Carey. WHO buys her music?

    kermits Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:53

  • I defaced a rare book to get that photo of Saddam in a bathing suit.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:51

  • So was Saddam Hussein.

    kwebb Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:30

  • well that's alright then.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:18

  • Say what you like about Mariah (including: 'Why are her tits so weird? She paid good money for them and they look like two magnetically repelling bowling balls?') but I read an article on her in the Sunday Times magazine and she's pretty savvy when it comes to making money.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:01

  • Say what you like about Mariah (including: 'Why are her tits so weird? She paid good money for them and they look like two magnetically repelling bowling balls?') but I read an article on her in the Sunday Times magazine and she's pretty savvy when it comes to making money.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:01

  • well that's alright then.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:18

  • So was Saddam Hussein.

    kwebb Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:30

  • I defaced a rare book to get that photo of Saddam in a bathing suit.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:51

  • so does Jordan yet she's still a fake cunt. Just like this waste of space diva of Carey. WHO buys her music?

    kermits Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:53

  • Fucked if I know. I met a girl in first year of Uni, who told me in our first conversation that she "loves Mariah, like, loads". I naturally thought she was being ironic, in the same way I "love PJ and Duncan, like, loads". She was not being ironic, and took massive offence. Same girl was in one of my film classes, and wrote TWO essays on 'Glitter'.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:59

  • i love pj and duncan, like loads.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 20/11/2009 - 12:41

  • You fucking prole, it's Cristal not 'Crystal'.

    HeyYou Fri, 20/11/2009 - 13:04

  • Which tastes like Lucozade! Vulgar pomagne crap.

    kwebb Fri, 20/11/2009 - 13:06

  • Bollinger, natch, darling.

    tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 16:17

  • All o' yous are posh gits.
    What's wrong with some 20/20 or (Mariah's favourite drink) Thunderbird?

    PuddyTwat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 17:30

  • I wonder if she needs the money or if she's just being greedy. I mean Westfield....in Shepherd's Bush? That don't smell like the Mariah we know and love. The benjamins must be running low.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 17:34

  • Fat, screechy cunt. She probably ordered the kittens and doves as a bar snack. Her karaoke turn on Alan Carr the other night sounded like somebody microwaving a bat.

    BigPhil Sat, 21/11/2009 - 02:16

  • Bamgria: equal measures Buckfast and Irn Bru. The choice of Scottish tramps everywhere.

    BigPhil Sat, 21/11/2009 - 02:19

  • Fucking whoop - Tesco "drops" the line that they were at "uni doing film studies". I bet you were at Salford poly doing a cake icing HND

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 14:14

  • Overrated non-talent who fucked the label's CEO to get signed (or did she marry him? Meh) is hardly going to be a fucking seriously-taken expert in music. Get the fat cunt off

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 14:16

  • Unfortunately you're wrong on all counts. Shame really, as I'd probably have a better job with a HND in cakes.

    tescopop Mon, 23/11/2009 - 10:44

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