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Not much of a secret love
Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:08 by Mr. HM

I'd never even heard of Marissa Miller, but Google assures me she is a young lady model popular with males on planet Earth due to her job as a Victoria's Secret 'Angel'.

Here she is in some completely not blurred, not taken with a photographic lens 30 miles out at sea, pictures whilst shooting something involving swimwear for Victoria Secret in St. Baths, France.

It sure looks tough being a model and having to literally walk up and down a beach repeatedly, constantly putting on several bikinis before being fawned over by about 30 people as you change your pants. I bet she falls into bed every night exhausted, much like a Geordie coal miner from the 1950s. She'd be asleep before her head touched the pillow, once she'd removed the free chocolate the maid placed there after fluffing it up and turning the bed of course.

Still, its 11 pictures of a model, some with her pants off - what do you want, my soul?

ACCORDING TO MARISSA MILLER'S AGENT, THIS ISN'T HER - IT IS SOMEONE CALLED CANDICE(!) WHO ALSO MODELS FOR VICTORIA'S SECRET.

Victoria's Secret pictures, Marisa Miller

Comments

  • She's got a Downs-y spoon face,....

    Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 19:32

  • I was gonna say. Who is this Miller lite? We can't rip the piss from 'em if we don't know who they are.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 21:29

  • It would take her dad and the fire brigade to cut me off of her..

    scatattack Tue, 20/10/2009 - 20:14

  • Fucking pointless shite. Wank material for prepubescents

    Blartmonster Tue, 20/10/2009 - 17:44

  • you are.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 20/10/2009 - 14:23

  • Excellent article. Fresh and informative

    FabioCockrockington Tue, 20/10/2009 - 14:13

  • Homo.

    FabioCockrockington Tue, 20/10/2009 - 14:11

  • most pointless story ever run, anywhere.

    should win an award.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:22

  • Yup - all twelve to see if there was the merest hint of some 'spiders legs' footage.

    I really am that sad.

    jiggerycock Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:16

  • Yup - all twelve to see if there was the merest hint of some 'spiders legs' footage.

    I really am that sad.

    jiggerycock Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:16

  • most pointless story ever run, anywhere.

    should win an award.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 20/10/2009 - 11:22

  • Homo.

    FabioCockrockington Tue, 20/10/2009 - 14:11

  • Excellent article. Fresh and informative

    FabioCockrockington Tue, 20/10/2009 - 14:13

  • you are.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 20/10/2009 - 14:23

  • Fucking pointless shite. Wank material for prepubescents

    Blartmonster Tue, 20/10/2009 - 17:44

  • It would take her dad and the fire brigade to cut me off of her..

    scatattack Tue, 20/10/2009 - 20:14

  • I was gonna say. Who is this Miller lite? We can't rip the piss from 'em if we don't know who they are.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 20/10/2009 - 21:29

  • She's got a Downs-y spoon face,....

    Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 19:32

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