Kerry Katona and what Mark Crift could look like as her nannyKerry Katona and what Mark Crift could look like as her nanny

Quote of the Day
Fri, 07/05/2010 - 14:59 by HM writer

Kerry Katona has said the silliest thing since, er, Danny Dyer yesterday. Kerry's Quote of the Day after the jump...

As she continues with her charm offensive, she explained:

“I’m making changes now. I have an amazing nanny, who is my very own Mrs Doubtfire!”

Er, has she actually seen the film or is Croft's disguise so good that this has been him all along?

*shudders*

  • He's well 'ard. And you are disgusting :) x

    stella ah trois Sat, 08/05/2010 - 19:20
  • hahahahahahahah.....

    PhilMcCrackin Sat, 08/05/2010 - 17:53
  • Or alternatively....

    "Caaaaamm onnn ya fackin slaaaagg! Ya fackin LAAAVE it up ya! Bish bash bosh yooooooo fackin GEEZAH!"

    koshmar Sat, 08/05/2010 - 15:31
  • Your creativity and your pervy mind knows no bounds. x

    stella ah trois Sat, 08/05/2010 - 15:10
  • I think, like someone suggested a while back, that she's eaten her kids.

    Come to think of it, I haven't seen Big Sue and the slapheed for a while either...

    koshmar Sat, 08/05/2010 - 15:08
  • Come on Mark, you slapheaded bastard, I've dropped me kebab and chips now

    koshmar Sat, 08/05/2010 - 15:07
  • Urgh, I have this mental image of a miniature Katona head popping out of her mouth, Alien-style. Shut your mouth, you ugly cow.

    retrovertigo Sat, 08/05/2010 - 01:08
  • Jesus she's an ugly bastard. That wide mouthed frog look is giving me fucking nightmares

    koshmar Fri, 07/05/2010 - 20:43
  • Pic 6: Five Star have called and want that missing outfit back.

    dandyboy Fri, 07/05/2010 - 17:42
  • Hahahahahaha, this is AMAZING.

    iluvmopsa Fri, 07/05/2010 - 16:53
  • Hahahahahaha, this is AMAZING.

    iluvmopsa Fri, 07/05/2010 - 16:53
  • Pic 6: Five Star have called and want that missing outfit back.

    dandyboy Fri, 07/05/2010 - 17:42
  • Jesus she's an ugly bastard. That wide mouthed frog look is giving me fucking nightmares

    koshmar Fri, 07/05/2010 - 20:43
  • Urgh, I have this mental image of a miniature Katona head popping out of her mouth, Alien-style. Shut your mouth, you ugly cow.

    retrovertigo Sat, 08/05/2010 - 01:08
  • Come on Mark, you slapheaded bastard, I've dropped me kebab and chips now

    koshmar Sat, 08/05/2010 - 15:07
  • I think, like someone suggested a while back, that she's eaten her kids.

    Come to think of it, I haven't seen Big Sue and the slapheed for a while either...

    koshmar Sat, 08/05/2010 - 15:08
  • Your creativity and your pervy mind knows no bounds. x

    stella ah trois Sat, 08/05/2010 - 15:10
  • Or alternatively....

    "Caaaaamm onnn ya fackin slaaaagg! Ya fackin LAAAVE it up ya! Bish bash bosh yooooooo fackin GEEZAH!"

    koshmar Sat, 08/05/2010 - 15:31
  • hahahahahahahah.....

    PhilMcCrackin Sat, 08/05/2010 - 17:53
  • He's well 'ard. And you are disgusting :) x

    stella ah trois Sat, 08/05/2010 - 19:20

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