Kerry Katona and what Mark Crift could look like as her nanny
Quote of the Day
Fri, 07/05/2010 - 14:59 by HM writerKerry Katona has said the silliest thing since, er, Danny Dyer yesterday. Kerry's Quote of the Day after the jump...
As she continues with her charm offensive, she explained:
“I’m making changes now. I have an amazing nanny, who is my very own Mrs Doubtfire!”
Er, has she actually seen the film or is Croft's disguise so good that this has been him all along?
*shudders*
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Comments
He's well 'ard. And you are disgusting :) x
hahahahahahahah.....
Or alternatively....
"Caaaaamm onnn ya fackin slaaaagg! Ya fackin LAAAVE it up ya! Bish bash bosh yooooooo fackin GEEZAH!"
Your creativity and your pervy mind knows no bounds. x
I think, like someone suggested a while back, that she's eaten her kids.
Come to think of it, I haven't seen Big Sue and the slapheed for a while either...
Come on Mark, you slapheaded bastard, I've dropped me kebab and chips now
Urgh, I have this mental image of a miniature Katona head popping out of her mouth, Alien-style. Shut your mouth, you ugly cow.
Jesus she's an ugly bastard. That wide mouthed frog look is giving me fucking nightmares
Pic 6: Five Star have called and want that missing outfit back.
Hahahahahaha, this is AMAZING.
Hahahahahaha, this is AMAZING.
Pic 6: Five Star have called and want that missing outfit back.
Jesus she's an ugly bastard. That wide mouthed frog look is giving me fucking nightmares
Urgh, I have this mental image of a miniature Katona head popping out of her mouth, Alien-style. Shut your mouth, you ugly cow.
Come on Mark, you slapheaded bastard, I've dropped me kebab and chips now
I think, like someone suggested a while back, that she's eaten her kids.
Come to think of it, I haven't seen Big Sue and the slapheed for a while either...
Your creativity and your pervy mind knows no bounds. x
Or alternatively....
"Caaaaamm onnn ya fackin slaaaagg! Ya fackin LAAAVE it up ya! Bish bash bosh yooooooo fackin GEEZAH!"
hahahahahahahah.....
He's well 'ard. And you are disgusting :) x