Kerry Katona and Mark Croft in happier timesKerry Katona and Mark Croft in happier times

Husband of the Year
Sun, 07/03/2010 - 13:54 by HM writer

Mark Croft was in the running for Husband Of the Year (sponsored by Woody Allen), beating off stiff competition from the likes of John Terry, Ashley Cole and Alec Baldwin after his 'exclusive' tell-all interview about Kerry Katona to the NOTW. He's admitted to accepting bribes to betray her, described her as "used goods" and finishes by proclaiming that he now "hates her"....

So we think it's safe to assume that Katona won't be taking him back...

Croft, who has been married to Katona for almost three years and has two children with her, admitted to the tabloid that he would reveal her location to the paparazzi in exchange for money and even secretly revealed details of her first meeting with her biological father's children to the press.

He said:

"When I did earn money by tipping people off she went mad. I would tell photographers where she was going and get paid for it.

"Kerry went mental when she found out - but it didn't stop me, I don't feel guilty. She said: "Don't f***** do this to me. It makes me look stupid." I told her we get stuff out of it.

 

"It is a bit sh***y but it was worth a few hundred quid. If I hadn't done it somebody else would have done."

He added rather instinctively:

"I believe that she is used goods. Divorce is inevitable."

Surprisingly, he won't be paying maintenance seeking custody of his children, and still blames Katona's alleged affair with a trainer at boot camp for the end of their marriage.

He's already taken back her wedding and engagement rings (probably popping them into the post to 'Cash My Gold'), proclaiming:

"I hate her."

And yet, this still remains a mystery...

 

  • He is the worst of men.

    mcfuck Tue, 09/03/2010 - 13:08
  • I know that the adage goes "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer still", but marrying one?? That's taking it a bit serious....

    Sounds like her fugly fat mum won't be needing to look for a shag for long

    ... and why does he wear his underpants on his head?

    koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 14:17
  • I know that the adage goes "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer still", but marrying one?? That's taking it a bit serious....

    Sounds like her fugly fat mum won't be needing to look for a shag for long

    ... and why does he wear his underpants on his head?

    koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 14:17
  • He is the worst of men.

    mcfuck Tue, 09/03/2010 - 13:08

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