Two cocks and Rhian Sugden
Best and Breast
Wed, 24/03/2010 - 12:04 byCalum Best's exhausted cock has been out spreading its STIs love again, and this time it found the perfect match. The victim in question was Rhian Sugden, the page-3 girl who recently rose to fame for announcing she had been shagging Vernon Kay - via a mobile phone.
We guess they don't have that much in common then - Best makes a career out of sleeping around and would think himself a failure if he only managed it via a text message.
However, according to reports, the pair spent the night together in a hotel room following the launch of new ride Th13teen at Alton Towers last week. A source said:
"Rhian and Calum were flirting as the drinks flowed and ended up getting it on"
The apparent flirting continued the following day as the pair discussed breakfast over Twitter. In a message to Rhian, Calum joked:
"Typical, u ordered extra sausage"
Geddit? It's funny cos he doesn't mean the food sausage he means willy and she'd been eating his the night before. LOL!!!11
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Comments
Or 'Mamingeout'
Rhian Mamingeout,
Or 'Muff'
Rhian 'Muff'
I feel bad for her, she'll never be taken seriously as a glamour model with the name 'Sugden' will she. She should have changed it to 'Bowers' like my son, Dane Bowers.
Agreed. This worthless shitsmear is a shining beacon of cuntiness with no apparent talent or usefulness whatsoever.
I do love the way his hair has been vertically gelled to form a protective wall around the fucking huge baldspot like a monk's tonsure in the middle. It's the modern equivalent of a Bobby Charlton combover!
His hair is like one of those grasshead things where the grass comes out of the top. He'll be 65 years old and still chasing skirt. Hanging round the bus stops with semen on his trousers - if he ain't like that already.
It's like some fairytale romance.....I think I'm going to weep....
"the pair spent the night together in a hotel room following the launch of new ride Th13teen at Alton Towers"
Jesus, I hope they burnt the seats afterwards.
He's got more forehead than Ant and Dec combined...
Can't be too difficult to make him look like an odious cuntish cuntwanker, to be fair.
He looks like an albino david dickinson.
Thank you HM for putting probably the best picture of Calum Best, making him looking the most cuntish you could find. Nice work
Can't wait for the homevideo to come out.... Zzzz...
Can't wait for the homevideo to come out.... Zzzz...
Thank you HM for putting probably the best picture of Calum Best, making him looking the most cuntish you could find. Nice work
He looks like an albino david dickinson.
Can't be too difficult to make him look like an odious cuntish cuntwanker, to be fair.
He's got more forehead than Ant and Dec combined...
"the pair spent the night together in a hotel room following the launch of new ride Th13teen at Alton Towers"
Jesus, I hope they burnt the seats afterwards.
It's like some fairytale romance.....I think I'm going to weep....
His hair is like one of those grasshead things where the grass comes out of the top. He'll be 65 years old and still chasing skirt. Hanging round the bus stops with semen on his trousers - if he ain't like that already.
I do love the way his hair has been vertically gelled to form a protective wall around the fucking huge baldspot like a monk's tonsure in the middle. It's the modern equivalent of a Bobby Charlton combover!
Agreed. This worthless shitsmear is a shining beacon of cuntiness with no apparent talent or usefulness whatsoever.
I feel bad for her, she'll never be taken seriously as a glamour model with the name 'Sugden' will she. She should have changed it to 'Bowers' like my son, Dane Bowers.
Or 'Muff'
Rhian 'Muff'
Or 'Mamingeout'
Rhian Mamingeout,