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Tue, 29/09/2009 - 16:13 by Mr. HM

Little Britain's Matt Lucas has now added 'Talent Spotter' to his list of vocations (comedian, taker of piss out of old/asian/disabled people - delete as applicable). We don't know who this dude is with him, but Christ's chin, we want to find out.

He's every paparazzi's wet dream - just take a look at that motherfucking jacket and tell me it is not a thing of complete beauty. He's like a mix of every character on 'Knowing Me Knowing You With Alan Partridge' - Tony Lamezma, the student clown and the french mime artist all wrapped up in one.

By standing fairly still on a London street on a balmy September evening in a jacket that defies the laws of physics, he has already singlehandedly been funnier than the entire series of Little Britain USA.

In your FACE Walliams.

 

UPDATE: Dude's name is Philip Salon, who is apparently very famous in New Romantic circles who knows Matt via Boy George's smash hit musical 'Taboo', which was all about a fruit based alcoholic beverage from the 80s. The follow up, 'Mirage' stars Marge and takes place on a Barge. Music by Debarge. There will be no charge. Unless you have an Entoura(Sniiiip - Ed).

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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:39
  • I have the same fleece as Mr Lucas....the shame !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 05/10/2009 - 14:16
  • Shit, how come? Did he bring his pal Boy George?
    Bound to fuck a party up, bringing that kidnap-happy tattooed smack queen.

    pandakiller Thu, 01/10/2009 - 10:06
  • Philip salon ruined our work xmas party two years ago.

    shakeit Wed, 30/09/2009 - 17:55
  • It's Ben Dover in a wig

    The clothing screams for itself, like Brian Blessed through Motorhead's PA system.

    jiggerycock Wed, 30/09/2009 - 03:55
  • I'll be the first to admit it needs work.

    kwebb Tue, 29/09/2009 - 18:55
  • He might have thrown some good parties but he needs to sort his fucking hair and clothes out toot sweet. What a cunt

    Blartmonster Tue, 29/09/2009 - 18:02
  • Phil Salon ran some of the best acid clubs of the late eighties early nineties, notably the Troy club and also Saddam Hussein's Barmitzvah in what became Bagley's in Kings Cross. Got to love the guy really, I had the time of my life in some of his parties, the bloke knows how to throw a good old rave-up and no mistake!

    pandakiller Tue, 29/09/2009 - 17:45
  • but that doesn't rhyme with Mirage

    Mr. HM Tue, 29/09/2009 - 17:20
  • Philip Salon lived a very long time with his mum.

    kwebb Tue, 29/09/2009 - 17:05
  • is that gene wilder?

    elbow Tue, 29/09/2009 - 16:59
  • is that gene wilder?

    elbow Tue, 29/09/2009 - 16:59
  • Philip Salon lived a very long time with his mum.

    kwebb Tue, 29/09/2009 - 17:05
  • but that doesn't rhyme with Mirage

    Mr. HM Tue, 29/09/2009 - 17:20
  • Phil Salon ran some of the best acid clubs of the late eighties early nineties, notably the Troy club and also Saddam Hussein's Barmitzvah in what became Bagley's in Kings Cross. Got to love the guy really, I had the time of my life in some of his parties, the bloke knows how to throw a good old rave-up and no mistake!

    pandakiller Tue, 29/09/2009 - 17:45
  • He might have thrown some good parties but he needs to sort his fucking hair and clothes out toot sweet. What a cunt

    Blartmonster Tue, 29/09/2009 - 18:02
  • I'll be the first to admit it needs work.

    kwebb Tue, 29/09/2009 - 18:55
  • It's Ben Dover in a wig

    The clothing screams for itself, like Brian Blessed through Motorhead's PA system.

    jiggerycock Wed, 30/09/2009 - 03:55
  • Philip salon ruined our work xmas party two years ago.

    shakeit Wed, 30/09/2009 - 17:55
  • Shit, how come? Did he bring his pal Boy George?
    Bound to fuck a party up, bringing that kidnap-happy tattooed smack queen.

    pandakiller Thu, 01/10/2009 - 10:06
  • I have the same fleece as Mr Lucas....the shame !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Mon, 05/10/2009 - 14:16
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    pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 07:39

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