Matt Willis and David Gest with matching hair at auction in Newcastle

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David Gest and Matt Willis at auction in Newcastle

I'm A Celebrity - sort of...

Thu, 01/10/2009 - 10:52 by HM writer

Just when you thought the assault on your eyes had come to an end, here's Matt Willis, looking like Mark Chapman and David Gest, looking like a red testicle, with matching hair styles at an auction in Newcastle yesterday...

Gest was auctioning unwanted personal gifts (we shudder to think what they could be) with special guest Willis to raise money for the Northern branch of the Variety Club.

Guests were treated to a preview Gest’s musical My Life! A Musical Concert Extravaganza (the lucky bastards) before the auctioning of his memorabilia, including signed posters by Cher and the Four Tops and Michael Jackson dolls.

Organisers estimated Gest made £50,000 for the charity and the chairman of the Variety Club Northern region said:

“We raise money to help improve the quality of life of disabled and disadvantaged children in the region and we’re being helped by David Gest tonight. He provided the cabaret, he also provided auction items, and he also auctioned all the memorabilia, including Michael Jackson items and various other items he was able to bring.

“We’re extremely grateful to the support David has shown us and we wish him all the best with his live shows. I’m sure they will be fantastic.”

So we'll stop taking the piss now...

David Gest, Matt Willis

Comments

aaaye Blartmonster, panto 'tis and don't ye be forgettin' to tell 'em they've missed International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19th, aaargh, aargh, aaargh, me hearties.
snowdog Fri, 02/10/2009 - 13:32
I would not have put money on the day coming where there was ANY question about who was a greater fucking freak Gest or Willis....hence I am still skint. Lawks! I'm almost embarrassed for him.
sarahleone Thu, 01/10/2009 - 20:24
Fucking Gok and widow Twankey - the panto is a bit previous, lads, it's only fucking October
Blartmonster Thu, 01/10/2009 - 18:55
Eh, yer man Gest. Doing all this charity work to get the good karma in, before the court case arrives.
jiggerycock Thu, 01/10/2009 - 15:23
unwanted gift- was that Liza Minelli??
the flange Thu, 01/10/2009 - 14:23
The Michael Jackson voodoo dolls sound interesting... is there one with a shitload of tiny pills being forced down its pale anaemic scrawny fucking neckhole?
pandakiller Thu, 01/10/2009 - 12:28
It's a bit extreme to auction off your unwanted personal gifts. Why can't he do what the rest of us do: put them in the back of the cupboard until ten minutes before the gift-giver comes for a visit, then display them proudly on the mantle?
BustySinclair Thu, 01/10/2009 - 12:06
Oh Matt Willis, you are SUCH a punk rocker.
dennisnilsen Thu, 01/10/2009 - 11:44
matt willis is starting to closely resemble gok wan, who used to be a bit of a porker i'm led to understand.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 01/10/2009 - 11:30
Poor old David Gest. He's always looked fucked but didn't he used to be somebody? How come he's now clinging to the likes of Matt Willis? Get a job Dave. What about the theatre? I'm sure they'll take you on a cleaner.
PuddyTwat Thu, 01/10/2009 - 11:17

Poor old David Gest. He's always looked fucked but didn't he used to be somebody? How come he's now clinging to the likes of Matt Willis? Get a job Dave. What about the theatre? I'm sure they'll take you on a cleaner.
PuddyTwat Thu, 01/10/2009 - 11:17
matt willis is starting to closely resemble gok wan, who used to be a bit of a porker i'm led to understand.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 01/10/2009 - 11:30
Oh Matt Willis, you are SUCH a punk rocker.
dennisnilsen Thu, 01/10/2009 - 11:44
It's a bit extreme to auction off your unwanted personal gifts. Why can't he do what the rest of us do: put them in the back of the cupboard until ten minutes before the gift-giver comes for a visit, then display them proudly on the mantle?
BustySinclair Thu, 01/10/2009 - 12:06
The Michael Jackson voodoo dolls sound interesting... is there one with a shitload of tiny pills being forced down its pale anaemic scrawny fucking neckhole?
pandakiller Thu, 01/10/2009 - 12:28
unwanted gift- was that Liza Minelli??
the flange Thu, 01/10/2009 - 14:23
Eh, yer man Gest. Doing all this charity work to get the good karma in, before the court case arrives.
jiggerycock Thu, 01/10/2009 - 15:23
Fucking Gok and widow Twankey - the panto is a bit previous, lads, it's only fucking October
Blartmonster Thu, 01/10/2009 - 18:55
I would not have put money on the day coming where there was ANY question about who was a greater fucking freak Gest or Willis....hence I am still skint. Lawks! I'm almost embarrassed for him.
sarahleone Thu, 01/10/2009 - 20:24
aaaye Blartmonster, panto 'tis and don't ye be forgettin' to tell 'em they've missed International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19th, aaargh, aargh, aaargh, me hearties.
snowdog Fri, 02/10/2009 - 13:32