Maxim's Hot 100 list: Rosie Crampington Tartley is No.1, Cameron Diaz makes top 10

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Rosie Bluntington Smokeley

Couldn't disagree more

Wed, 04/05/2011 - 12:16 by John Hill

Arguing about the top 100 most beautiful women in the world is a tiny bit pointless. It's not like we're ever going to be at the stage where we think 'Nicole, you're number 51 this year, now either you up your game and hit the top 20 or I'll have to rethink our current situation'. Most of the time we'd be lucky simply to speak to a woman, or at least one that doesn't keep threatening to turn her webcam off if we don't give her the last few digits of our card. However, that doesn't mean we don't have a voice at all, for We Are Man! Hear Us Roar! And if we use that voice to disagree with 90 percent of Maxim's Hottest 100 selection, then so be it. Christina Aguilera? Christ.

So anyway, here's the list. Honestly, it's almost utter nonsense. Even the straightest, most man-loving woman out there will be shocked and stunned at some of the choices here. Miley Cyrus? No-one but Ken.

100. Melanie Iglesias

99. Candace Bailey

98. Camilla Belle

97. Hope Dworaczyk

96. Sophie Monk

95. Serinda Swan

94. Alessandra Torresani

93. Kelli Hutcherson

92. Nicky Whelan

91. Erin Andrews

90. Lauren Storm

89. Lyndsy Fonseca

88. Daniela Ruah

87. Emmanuelle Vaugier

86. Autumn Reeser

85. Rachelle Leah

84. Paz De la Huerta

83. Carly Craig

82. Kelly Kelly

81. Gabrielle Union

80. Danica McKellar

79. Mini Anden

78. JWOWW

77. Anna Chapman

76. Diora Baird

75. Nicki Minaj

74. Laura Vandervoort

73. Jamie Chung

72. Stacy Keibler

71. Taylor Cole

70. Arianny Celeste

69. Emma Watson

68. Anna Paquin

67. Ciara

66. Aly Michalka

65. Elisha Cuthbert

64. Miley Cyrus

63. Ana De la Reguera

62. Whitney Port

61. Eva Amurri

60. Kelly Brook

59. Grace Park

58. Christina Aguilera

57. Audrina Patridge

56. Christina Hendricks

55. Joanna Krupa

54. Vanessa Hudgens

53. Ashley Greene

52. Minka Kelly

51. Nicole Scherzinger

50. Selita Ebanks

49. Alison Brie

48. Julianne Hough

47. Odette Annable

46. Beau Garrett

45. Emmanuelle Chriqui

44. Anna Faris

43. Naya Rivera

42. Emma Stone

41. Jaimie Alexander

40. Hilary Duff

39. Rebecca Mader

38. Lindsay Lohan

37. Zoe Saldana

36. Brooklyn Decker

35. Kim Kardashian

34. Avril Lavigne

33. Dania Ramirez

32. Emmy Rossum

31. Evan Rachel Wood

30. Amanda Bynes

29. Sofia Vergara

28. Lea Michele

27. Michelle Trachtenberg

26. Kate Middleton

25. Britney Spears

24. Sarah Shahi

23. Brittany Snow

22. Rihanna

21. Jessica Alba

20. Taylor Swift

19. Anna Kournikova

18. Eva Mendes

17. Megan Fox

16. Leighton Meester

15. Olivia Wilde

14. Scarlett Johansson

13. Kaley Cuoco

12. January Jones

11. Jordana Brewster

10. Jennifer Lawrence

9. Cobie Smulders

8. Natalie Portman

7. Anne Hathaway

6. Bar Refaeli

5. MIla Kunis

4. Cameron Diaz

3. Katy Perry

2. Olivia Munn

1. Rosie Huntington Whiteley

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Comments

Maxim - for people who still think spraying on lynx will attract beautiful women.
liquidspanner Wed, 04/05/2011 - 16:42
LIKE. This list actually makes me too angry to comment properly. Who the fuck makes them? Lohan? Kardashian? Perry? Spears? All average-looking girls with radiation amounts of make-up and air-brushing and tendency to show off their bits whilst giggling.

Bah.
elegantlywasted Wed, 04/05/2011 - 16:13
This list could just as easily be called "100 Women Who Aren't SuBo" or something.
tescopop Wed, 04/05/2011 - 15:14
Nicki Minaj?? With her over-sized vag? Probably. I'd like to see what she looks like without the weave and cosmetics. And since when was Emma Watson a woman, let alone beautiful? And why include Avril Lavinge? As for Hilary Duff - I think her surname says it all.
PuddyTwat Wed, 04/05/2011 - 14:39
Anne Fucking Hathaway!?!? Which part of the fraggle face have they deemed so more-ish?
topguntop Wed, 04/05/2011 - 14:39
I wonder what Karen Gillan did to annoy the Maxim editorial team so much? Perhaps she said "No" to them?
beardedowl Wed, 04/05/2011 - 13:16
Rosie Kuntingdon-Shitely?
Her soul seems to have escaped out of her gormless mouth.

I'd rather have her:
GretaBritain Wed, 04/05/2011 - 12:46

Rosie Kuntingdon-Shitely?
Her soul seems to have escaped out of her gormless mouth.

I'd rather have her:
GretaBritain Wed, 04/05/2011 - 12:46
I wonder what Karen Gillan did to annoy the Maxim editorial team so much? Perhaps she said "No" to them?
beardedowl Wed, 04/05/2011 - 13:16
Anne Fucking Hathaway!?!? Which part of the fraggle face have they deemed so more-ish?
topguntop Wed, 04/05/2011 - 14:39
Nicki Minaj?? With her over-sized vag? Probably. I'd like to see what she looks like without the weave and cosmetics. And since when was Emma Watson a woman, let alone beautiful? And why include Avril Lavinge? As for Hilary Duff - I think her surname says it all.
PuddyTwat Wed, 04/05/2011 - 14:39
This list could just as easily be called "100 Women Who Aren't SuBo" or something.
tescopop Wed, 04/05/2011 - 15:14
LIKE. This list actually makes me too angry to comment properly. Who the fuck makes them? Lohan? Kardashian? Perry? Spears? All average-looking girls with radiation amounts of make-up and air-brushing and tendency to show off their bits whilst giggling.

Bah.
elegantlywasted Wed, 04/05/2011 - 16:13
Maxim - for people who still think spraying on lynx will attract beautiful women.
liquidspanner Wed, 04/05/2011 - 16:42