Lindsay Lohan at New York's JFKLindsay Lohan at New York's JFK

Obscene girl #127
Tue, 08/09/2009 - 17:17 by Harry Bow

Flaming lips! What in the name of hell has happened to Lindsay Lohan's face? Has she been bathing in her own tanning product after acquiring an excess of stock? Has she landed a role in the film biopic of Pete Burns? Someone hand the girl a paper bag...

We've all heard that flying can make you get a little puffy, but it seems as though Lindsay Lohan's lips felt the full force of any swelling when she stepped off the plane at JFK... Either that or it's a strong reaction to Samantha Ronson's lunch.

For most 15-year-olds, it's been back to school this week – not for Lindsay's sister though! The only arithmetics little Ali Lohan is likely to be doing is toting up her sister's bar bill. Something tells us that the pair aren't in New York for an educational visit to the Smithsonian Museum.

  • Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 14:28
  • Surely someone must go up to her and say, "Linds, babe, you look a right fucking state - you look like you just had a night out with Chris Brown with that gob"

    Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 14:25
  • I look pretty young for my age but COME ON! I'm 25 and she looks at least 5 years older than me. FFS.

    mynicehat Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:57
  • MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:11
  • 15 ??? are you sure ??? I think I'd probably do a bit of bird for a chance on that.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:01
  • Oh my god that girl ALI looks at least 35 no need for ID This is for real she needs to have a face lift or some special special intergelactic treatment!

    dancingworm Wed, 09/09/2009 - 08:45
  • Fuck me, it's Janice from The Muppets.

    retrovertigo Tue, 08/09/2009 - 21:13
  • Fuck me, it's Janice from The Muppets.

    retrovertigo Tue, 08/09/2009 - 21:13
  • Oh my god that girl ALI looks at least 35 no need for ID This is for real she needs to have a face lift or some special special intergelactic treatment!

    dancingworm Wed, 09/09/2009 - 08:45
  • 15 ??? are you sure ??? I think I'd probably do a bit of bird for a chance on that.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:01
  • MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:11
  • I look pretty young for my age but COME ON! I'm 25 and she looks at least 5 years older than me. FFS.

    mynicehat Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:57
  • Surely someone must go up to her and say, "Linds, babe, you look a right fucking state - you look like you just had a night out with Chris Brown with that gob"

    Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 14:25
  • Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 14:28

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