For fox sake
Mon, 07/09/2009 - 13:52 by Metrosexual

Another day, another crazy outburst from Megan Fox. Where would we be without her? 

Megan saw Zac Efron on the front of Interview magazine and inspiration struck!

"He's beautiful. He's the next Elizabeth Taylor. That picture made me think of it. I just like to make fun of him."

She celebrated this latest witticism, judging by these pics, by getting back together with ex boyfriend Brian Austin Green. 

We didn't realise was a short arse Foxy was until we saw these pics. A mere 5'5"! But full to the brim with crazy madness, gawd bless 'er.

Some would advise Megan to stick a dougnut in her cake-hole until the madness subsides. Not us! We heart you crazy Fox! Keep up the good work.

  • She is plain and the fact that she get ex back is plain dumb.

    gm0nk3y Fri, 15/01/2010 - 22:49
  • Never try to find out how to get your ex boyfriend back. Bad idea that Megan Fox tried to get back with ex boyfriend.

    gm0nk3y Fri, 15/01/2010 - 22:48
  • Austin Green looked like such a little twat when he was young - really face punching character. However, he's now turned into something rather fit. Who would have thought eh!
    efforts

    bendjamin Fri, 06/11/2009 - 19:24
  • Oh no, I disagree - he's still got a face you'd never tire of repeatedly punching - makes an entry at #35

    Blartmonster Tue, 08/09/2009 - 10:20
  • I don't agree there- remove the tacky tatooes and perhaps the hat too and you've got a good looking fellow. She looks a bit goth on these pictures however and looks as healthy as Marilyn Manson! get a tan love!

    kermits Tue, 08/09/2009 - 08:04
  • I'd do time again for her.

    The Mong Mon, 07/09/2009 - 18:44
  • I would fuck through a wall to get to her.

    The Mong Mon, 07/09/2009 - 18:44
  • He looks like Michael Stipe after he's fallen asleep in a Crayola factory full of 9 year olds who have drawn on him.

    kwebb Mon, 07/09/2009 - 17:00
  • Austin Green looked like such a little twat when he was young - really face punching character. However, he's now turned into something rather fit. Who would have thought eh!

    kermits Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:46
  • If he (Brian? Is that a celeb name???) wants a fucking cyrillic tattoo down his shitty arm, I have a couple of suggestions:

    Ёб твою мать! Говно!

    Иди на хуй, пизда!

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:04
  • Mongy boy, you're in a fucking audience of one there, she's an overrated needy cunt. She can share the same car crash as Jordan and Katona, and take the troglodyte BF with her.

    A set of really irritating, arrogant, hateful twats

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:56
  • Is it the too-small-trilby or the cyrillic script tattoo down the inner forearm that's the cunts chosen fashion item de nos jour?

    jiggerycock Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:05
  • plain ? plain ? plain ?

    The Mong Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:47
  • I am slowly going off her, not. Since I first saw her flip that car bonnet in the robot flick, i've wanted to dislocate my tongue dorsum trying to reach her bowel via her arsehole. What i'm trying to say Megan is I'm available...

    The Mong Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:34
  • She is plain but 5'5" isnt short for a girl , about average

    grange Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:29
  • This is quite poor.

    MyNameIsPeter Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:21
  • "Another day, another crazy outburst from Megan Fox. Where would we be without her?"

    Surely that should read where would MrHM be without his wank fantasy pics of the day?

    wittyusername Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:09
  • 3 pics would have done.

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:05
  • What in the name of sanity is this about?!

    kwebb Mon, 07/09/2009 - 13:55
  • What in the name of sanity is this about?!

    kwebb Mon, 07/09/2009 - 13:55
  • 3 pics would have done.

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:05
  • "Another day, another crazy outburst from Megan Fox. Where would we be without her?"

    Surely that should read where would MrHM be without his wank fantasy pics of the day?

    wittyusername Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:09
  • This is quite poor.

    MyNameIsPeter Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:21
  • She is plain but 5'5" isnt short for a girl , about average

    grange Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:29
  • I am slowly going off her, not. Since I first saw her flip that car bonnet in the robot flick, i've wanted to dislocate my tongue dorsum trying to reach her bowel via her arsehole. What i'm trying to say Megan is I'm available...

    The Mong Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:34
  • plain ? plain ? plain ?

    The Mong Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:47
  • Is it the too-small-trilby or the cyrillic script tattoo down the inner forearm that's the cunts chosen fashion item de nos jour?

    jiggerycock Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:05
  • Mongy boy, you're in a fucking audience of one there, she's an overrated needy cunt. She can share the same car crash as Jordan and Katona, and take the troglodyte BF with her.

    A set of really irritating, arrogant, hateful twats

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:56
  • If he (Brian? Is that a celeb name???) wants a fucking cyrillic tattoo down his shitty arm, I have a couple of suggestions:

    Ёб твою мать! Говно!

    Иди на хуй, пизда!

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:04
  • Austin Green looked like such a little twat when he was young - really face punching character. However, he's now turned into something rather fit. Who would have thought eh!

    kermits Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:46
  • He looks like Michael Stipe after he's fallen asleep in a Crayola factory full of 9 year olds who have drawn on him.

    kwebb Mon, 07/09/2009 - 17:00
  • I would fuck through a wall to get to her.

    The Mong Mon, 07/09/2009 - 18:44
  • I'd do time again for her.

    The Mong Mon, 07/09/2009 - 18:44
  • I don't agree there- remove the tacky tatooes and perhaps the hat too and you've got a good looking fellow. She looks a bit goth on these pictures however and looks as healthy as Marilyn Manson! get a tan love!

    kermits Tue, 08/09/2009 - 08:04
  • Oh no, I disagree - he's still got a face you'd never tire of repeatedly punching - makes an entry at #35

    Blartmonster Tue, 08/09/2009 - 10:20
  • Austin Green looked like such a little twat when he was young - really face punching character. However, he's now turned into something rather fit. Who would have thought eh!
    efforts

    bendjamin Fri, 06/11/2009 - 19:24
  • Never try to find out how to get your ex boyfriend back. Bad idea that Megan Fox tried to get back with ex boyfriend.

    gm0nk3y Fri, 15/01/2010 - 22:48
  • She is plain and the fact that she get ex back is plain dumb.

    gm0nk3y Fri, 15/01/2010 - 22:49

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