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Mon, 14/06/2010 - 16:18 by Mr. HM

Megan Fox unveils her latest stage of re-invention in this Interview Magazine shoot. In it, she transforms (haha me) herself from nothing more than a teenage movie wank fantasy into a teenage movie wank fantasy with a bob in a Björk video.

This is what the inside of a teenagers brain looks like after a week doing nothing other than watching THX 1138, All is Full of Love video and Transformers.

God knows what drivel she spouts in the actual interview. My top 2 guesess:

  • Megan Fox moans about Megan Fox being misunderstood.
  • Megan Fox moans about Megan Fox being seen as a sex object rather than an Oscar winning actress.

Still, she gives good face, non?

  • This girl though? I dunno why magazines give her the time of day, she's so dull and self obsessed.

    The best thing about these pics is her lippy. NEXT!

    GretaBritain Tue, 15/06/2010 - 18:20
  • Hmm, guess you didn't fall for the 'she followed me home, can I keep her' line did you?

    slug Tue, 15/06/2010 - 12:53
  • Well, slug, the one you brought home for me from the Puzzee Kat Klub last Wednesday wasn't up to much. Anyone remember that story where those lapdancers modeled swimwear in a club? Can't remember why it was on here (as in which celebrity connection) but I remember thinking how gross they were and how vile their shoes were. Someone pointed out that one of them had one leg way bigger than the other. A price you pay if you are not ambidextrous in the leg department, I suppose.

    stella ah trois Tue, 15/06/2010 - 12:02
  • Considering she's '23', it is.

    tescopop Tue, 15/06/2010 - 11:50
  • That's not neccesarily such a bad thing is it?

    slug Tue, 15/06/2010 - 11:48
  • I am past bored of Megan Fox. Girl looks like a 35 year old lapdancer.

    tescopop Tue, 15/06/2010 - 10:29
  • Don't know about this being what a teen brain looks like. Way too creepy. Has anyone checked the art director's drains?

    stella ah trois Tue, 15/06/2010 - 09:46
  • Stand by for story of Megan Fox's spine operation. Several vertebrae removed so she can bend double and lick herself out.
    What's wrong with these people?

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 15/06/2010 - 09:33
  • Think the dummy would make a more convincing actress.

    slug Tue, 15/06/2010 - 09:24
  • If she was made of chocolate she'd eat her fucking self

    koshmar Mon, 14/06/2010 - 20:03
  • So fuckin airbrushed there is nothing of the original bimbo left

    Dodger777 Mon, 14/06/2010 - 19:49
  • For narcissism see Megan Fox.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 14/06/2010 - 17:08
  • For narcissism see Megan Fox.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 14/06/2010 - 17:08
  • So fuckin airbrushed there is nothing of the original bimbo left

    Dodger777 Mon, 14/06/2010 - 19:49
  • If she was made of chocolate she'd eat her fucking self

    koshmar Mon, 14/06/2010 - 20:03
  • Think the dummy would make a more convincing actress.

    slug Tue, 15/06/2010 - 09:24
  • Stand by for story of Megan Fox's spine operation. Several vertebrae removed so she can bend double and lick herself out.
    What's wrong with these people?

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 15/06/2010 - 09:33
  • Don't know about this being what a teen brain looks like. Way too creepy. Has anyone checked the art director's drains?

    stella ah trois Tue, 15/06/2010 - 09:46
  • I am past bored of Megan Fox. Girl looks like a 35 year old lapdancer.

    tescopop Tue, 15/06/2010 - 10:29
  • That's not neccesarily such a bad thing is it?

    slug Tue, 15/06/2010 - 11:48
  • Considering she's '23', it is.

    tescopop Tue, 15/06/2010 - 11:50
  • Well, slug, the one you brought home for me from the Puzzee Kat Klub last Wednesday wasn't up to much. Anyone remember that story where those lapdancers modeled swimwear in a club? Can't remember why it was on here (as in which celebrity connection) but I remember thinking how gross they were and how vile their shoes were. Someone pointed out that one of them had one leg way bigger than the other. A price you pay if you are not ambidextrous in the leg department, I suppose.

    stella ah trois Tue, 15/06/2010 - 12:02
  • Hmm, guess you didn't fall for the 'she followed me home, can I keep her' line did you?

    slug Tue, 15/06/2010 - 12:53
  • This girl though? I dunno why magazines give her the time of day, she's so dull and self obsessed.

    The best thing about these pics is her lippy. NEXT!

    GretaBritain Tue, 15/06/2010 - 18:20

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