Megan Fox has married Brian Austen Green, Paul Danan throws flowers in bin

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Megan Fox and husband Brian Austen Green

The dream is over

Tue, 29/06/2010 - 09:01 by Mr. HM

Megan Fox has gone and spoilt it for everybody by marrying her on-off boyfriend Brian Austen Green in a secret Hawaiian ceremony last week. That sound you can hear? The thundering rumble of a million male tears gently splashing onto the pavement as they slowly look to the skies and quietly ask God "Why oh Lord? Why do you hate me so?".

TMZ report that the pair got married at the Four Seasons Resort and, erm that's about it - apart from some exclusive pictures floating around of Megan wearing her wedding ring - but they cost a pant-shitting £750 each. If I was paying £750 for a photo of Megan Fox, I'd expect a different kind of ri[That's enough of that - Ed]

Congratulations to the pair of them from Holy Moly. Obviously when we say congratulations we really mean FUCK YOU BRIAN AUSTEN GREEN YOU JAMMY SHIT.

If anyone sees him can they ask him for six numbers between 1 and 49 for me please?

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weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 05:12
She's not exactly Laurence Olivier in the acting stakes and I'm sure he's no rocket scientist either, but she could've fucked her way through every man in Hollywood and has instead married her long term partner - so credit to them if for nothing but that.
schnide Wed, 30/06/2010 - 10:15
Hence my comment about him needing the PR. She's a fucking one dimensional dolly with the career longetivity of goldfish shit. Funny how a celebrity wedding these days is getting rather commonplace....
koshmar Tue, 29/06/2010 - 20:27
I don't think I would recognise her if I saw her in a film. Not that I am ever going to watch any film that she is in unless she stars in some really quality skin flicks in a few years when her mainstream film 'career' grinds to its inevitable halt. And I have no idea who he is anyway.
huxylady Tue, 29/06/2010 - 20:07
She's a really thick, needy cunt who got lucky because she's ok looking and will suck satan's cock for her 15 minutes of fame.

His star is falling and needs the PR, she wants to do a Britney and have a sympathy-attracting divorce when she turns shit(tier)
koshmar Tue, 29/06/2010 - 19:36
pont is she looks like the kind of girl that enjoys a skull-fuck.
Lousybosomsdisplease Tue, 29/06/2010 - 10:23
I just don't see the point of this binty-sue. And is she even that popular with men-who-have-brains? I asked Mr Tescopop and he said "Who? I have never heard of this person" and then I showed him a picture of her and he said "Seriously, who is she? Is she Bruce Willis' ex wife?"
tescopop Tue, 29/06/2010 - 10:20
i wager boxing day - she looks like a girl who'll wait to get her christmas presents
switch Tue, 29/06/2010 - 10:19
3 months til it's over.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 29/06/2010 - 09:36

3 months til it's over.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 29/06/2010 - 09:36
i wager boxing day - she looks like a girl who'll wait to get her christmas presents
switch Tue, 29/06/2010 - 10:19
I just don't see the point of this binty-sue. And is she even that popular with men-who-have-brains? I asked Mr Tescopop and he said "Who? I have never heard of this person" and then I showed him a picture of her and he said "Seriously, who is she? Is she Bruce Willis' ex wife?"
tescopop Tue, 29/06/2010 - 10:20
pont is she looks like the kind of girl that enjoys a skull-fuck.
Lousybosomsdisplease Tue, 29/06/2010 - 10:23
She's a really thick, needy cunt who got lucky because she's ok looking and will suck satan's cock for her 15 minutes of fame.

His star is falling and needs the PR, she wants to do a Britney and have a sympathy-attracting divorce when she turns shit(tier)
koshmar Tue, 29/06/2010 - 19:36
I don't think I would recognise her if I saw her in a film. Not that I am ever going to watch any film that she is in unless she stars in some really quality skin flicks in a few years when her mainstream film 'career' grinds to its inevitable halt. And I have no idea who he is anyway.
huxylady Tue, 29/06/2010 - 20:07
Hence my comment about him needing the PR. She's a fucking one dimensional dolly with the career longetivity of goldfish shit. Funny how a celebrity wedding these days is getting rather commonplace....
koshmar Tue, 29/06/2010 - 20:27
She's not exactly Laurence Olivier in the acting stakes and I'm sure he's no rocket scientist either, but she could've fucked her way through every man in Hollywood and has instead married her long term partner - so credit to them if for nothing but that.
schnide Wed, 30/06/2010 - 10:15
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weed Wed, 14/07/2010 - 05:12