It's a very, very little known fact that Eminem grew up in a trailer park in Detroit and had a rather turbulent relationship with his wife Kim, unless, of course, you've not been living under a large rock for the last ten years...So, as though 8 Mile never happened, the rapper's latest video is a biopic of his early life - except with Megan Fox instead of Brittany Murphy (RIP) playing Kim, and with Dominic Monaghan in the Eminen role...

Sadly Dido doesn't get locked into a car boot and plunged into a ravine in the video for Eminem's new single I Love The Way You Lie, but Charlie from Lost does get to grope and punch Megan Fox, before Rihanna comes along and burns down their home. Those trailers are a death trap.

Describing the storyline, Monaghan told MTV:

"It’s the story of Eminem and his ex-wife Kim getting to know each other, and it’s the story of their tumultuous relationship and it’s the story of the breakdown of their relationship.

"We’re supposed to be desperately in love, like Sid and Nancy, John and Yoko… Eminem and Kim."

Zzzzzzzz. Where's the Blake and Amy biopic when you need it...? Kittens, ballet pumps and crack pipes, that's all you'd need.