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Wed, 26/08/2009 - 16:39 by Mr. HM
We're calling this as bullshit, but the rumour doing "the rounds" at the moment is that Megan Fox has signed up to play Catwoman in the next installment of Christopher Nolan's Batman franchise.

The Sun say that Fox will reprise the role of Selina Kyle, previously played by Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry, for the 3rd installment due to be released in 2011.

Something about this just doesn't sit right - she's too fluffy, not to mention pretty shit at acting. No word has come from either Christopher Nolan or Christian Bale that there is even going to BE another Batman film, let alone who is going to co-star.

This just looks like a slow news day kind of story dreamt up by some guy hunched over a laptop in a wife-beater vest with a mouthful of Doritos. Much more believable was the rumour that Johnny Depp was set to play The Riddler - much more interesting. This - this just reeks of bullshit.

Having said that, this is a celebrity gossip website - so I'm not going to pass on the opportunity to put a bunch of Megan photos up. Why does she do that thing with her tongue do you think..?

  • thanks Henry, spot on... no-one else least this desperate goth idiot

    dames Fri, 28/08/2009 - 22:59
  • The same fuckwit in the sun had an exclusive about Eddie Murphy being 'signed up' to play the Riddler back in December.

    Gordon Smart has just decided that Megan Fox would look 'well fit' in pvc and made something up (which is, of course, rare for a Sun journalist).

    somekindofmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 10:19
  • Mr HM satisfies his spooky daily obsession for wank-target Fox shocker...

    Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 08:24
  • I see bad things for this chick's future. I see a big 'crash and burn' happening..not hating on her at all, and she's HOT, but something just doesn't sit right with this one...she's not stable.

    www.hotmenonly.net - updated daily

    HotMenOnly Wed, 26/08/2009 - 20:58
  • Julie Newmar is Catwoman.

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 26/08/2009 - 18:12
  • Thank fuck for that, I'd almost forgotten all about Megan Fox, it's nice to know that people still care.

    dandyboy Wed, 26/08/2009 - 17:24
  • Thank fuck for that, I'd almost forgotten all about Megan Fox, it's nice to know that people still care.

    dandyboy Wed, 26/08/2009 - 17:24
  • Julie Newmar is Catwoman.

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 26/08/2009 - 18:12
  • I see bad things for this chick's future. I see a big 'crash and burn' happening..not hating on her at all, and she's HOT, but something just doesn't sit right with this one...she's not stable.

    www.hotmenonly.net - updated daily

    HotMenOnly Wed, 26/08/2009 - 20:58
  • Mr HM satisfies his spooky daily obsession for wank-target Fox shocker...

    Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 08:24
  • The same fuckwit in the sun had an exclusive about Eddie Murphy being 'signed up' to play the Riddler back in December.

    Gordon Smart has just decided that Megan Fox would look 'well fit' in pvc and made something up (which is, of course, rare for a Sun journalist).

    somekindofmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 10:19
  • thanks Henry, spot on... no-one else least this desperate goth idiot

    dames Fri, 28/08/2009 - 22:59

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