Megan Fox promoting Jennifer's Body in LA
Megan Fox suspects the world is laughing at her...
Thu, 17/09/2009 - 12:26 by MetrosexualWe love Megan Fox. She's gawjus and completely full of mental bullshit.
Today's update: She's cut herself, is a bit insecure and would shoot her boyfriend in the leg "for sure."
Chatty Megan, shown promoting new film Jennifer's Body at a faux-punk clothes shop in LA, told a magazine the following. Make yourself a cup of tea...
"Yeah I've cut myself but I wouldn't call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they're growing up when they're miserale and do different things, whether it's an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting."
"I'm really insecure about everything. I see what I look like but there are things that I like and things that I dislike. My hair is good. The colour of my eyes is good, obviously. I'm too short. But overall, I'm not super excited about the whole thing."
We love the "obviously."
"I never think I'm worthy of anything...I have a sick feeling of being mocked all the time. I have a lot of self-loathing."
She added she's got a very bad temper and has threatend on-off boyfriend Brian Austin Green:
"I've said 'You have to stop talking because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something.' I'd never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn't shoot to kill but I would shoot him in the leg, for sure."
What a woman. More crazy bullshit soon (tomorrow, we expect.)
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Comments
Ugly talent vacuum strives to appear interestingly mad. Yawn
ha ha , that was so funny i have let a ickle trickle of lady wee out !! x
I fucking abhor this talentless cunt - next time she self-harms, please let it be fucking femoral arteries, down the line, not across the tracks.
She is worse than irrelevant - she really thinks she's fucking special. Megan, love, a word or three - you're shit and you're not particularly well liked. Fuck off, eh?
Send your investment portfolio to me, shoot him, eat the corpse, then shoot yourself, or do I have to get Judas Priest in to put it on a CD backwards for you?
my name is B.YONEST AND ... i banged megan fox..
http://invazion.wordpress.com/2009/09/16/b-yonest-newz-arrest-made-in-annie-le-murder/
http://invazion.wordpress.com/2009/09/16/b-yonest-newz-arrest-made-in-annie-le-murder/
mental as a box of frogs but I still would walk through fire just to sniff her. Jheesus Hairy Christ..
Please go directly to your nearest copy of Grey's Anatomy ( the epic tome of a missive - not the cunting programme you fucking div) and look up how slicing your jugular in one fell swoop will benefit your need to keep cutting yorself, lots of love, Dr Swarofsky
Why no bikini shots?
hey, nice tats. like what you've done there.
you dumb-as-a-stump-giz-repository.
hey, nice tats. like what you've done there.
you dumb-as-a-stump-giz-repository.
Why no bikini shots?
Please go directly to your nearest copy of Grey's Anatomy ( the epic tome of a missive - not the cunting programme you fucking div) and look up how slicing your jugular in one fell swoop will benefit your need to keep cutting yorself, lots of love, Dr Swarofsky
mental as a box of frogs but I still would walk through fire just to sniff her. Jheesus Hairy Christ..
my name is B.YONEST AND ... i banged megan fox..
http://invazion.wordpress.com/2009/09/16/b-yonest-newz-arrest-made-in-annie-le-murder/
http://invazion.wordpress.com/2009/09/16/b-yonest-newz-arrest-made-in-annie-le-murder/
Send your investment portfolio to me, shoot him, eat the corpse, then shoot yourself, or do I have to get Judas Priest in to put it on a CD backwards for you?
I fucking abhor this talentless cunt - next time she self-harms, please let it be fucking femoral arteries, down the line, not across the tracks.
She is worse than irrelevant - she really thinks she's fucking special. Megan, love, a word or three - you're shit and you're not particularly well liked. Fuck off, eh?
ha ha , that was so funny i have let a ickle trickle of lady wee out !! x
Ugly talent vacuum strives to appear interestingly mad. Yawn