The video from that there Megan Fox Armani Jeans advert (where she spends most of the time not wearing any jeans at all) is out (we put the pictures up a while back) and is it revelatory? No. Is it breaking new boundaries and uniting nations? No. Does it have Megan fox writhing around in her knickers. Hell Yes.

Well there you go. What did you expect?

"Hi, I'm Megan - wow you sure look sizzling hot sitting there in front of your computer in your 4 year old pants eating a bag of wotsits"

"I'm just going to stretch out for a bit and imagine that I'm there with you and to try and persuade you to stop playing World of Warcraft for 5 minutes. You are exactly the audience Armani had in mind when paying me millions of dollars to front this campaign - exactly the kind of person that wouldn't baulk at spending £180 on a pair of jeans, despite the fact you've only worn Fila trackie bottoms since 1989"

"This? Why it says 'Look sulky, phone dentist, don't do Transformers 3, wear Armani Jeans whilst doing Pilates, charge fortune'. How was I to know it was a Sharpie?"