Bed notches and doomed dicks
Wed, 03/03/2010 - 11:57 by Harry Bow

Lady Gaga isn't the only celeb frowning on sex at the moment...

Having built an entire career based on sex, Megan Fox has revealed that her bed-knob actually is standing up prouder than Brian Austin Green's knob, telling Harpers Bazaar:

“I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian.

"I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick.

"I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.

Not even after filming with Mickey Rourke?!

Obviously it's quality over quantity (a look through Kate Moss's blackbook can confirm this), but tit-struck fans might be a bit disappointed that Megan's one skill is now looking questionable... Anyway, we're sure someone can put her in touch with a few other Hollywood actresses if she wants help researching her upcoming role as a prozzie in Jonah Hex.

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    qingimiss Wed, 30/06/2010 - 07:56
  • She is not that fucking stunning (helloooo photoshop) and frankly she's as convincing in any film I've had the misfortune to see her in as Benny was in Crossroads

    koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 13:11
  • This minging patter is just a rehash of the same shite Britney spouted when she was paddling round the trailer park inhaling cock...what utter lame pr bollocks.

    erniemilko Thu, 04/03/2010 - 11:42
  • acranea..... you are like so in the business. I went to the NYT a year before day lewis (daniel not cecil) can I have a part

    grippersteb Thu, 04/03/2010 - 03:59
  • Her bum is so on fire. Two? Lying bastard.

    I'm scared to read anything linked to her in case my head melts. Lies do that to me.

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 03/03/2010 - 21:22
  • Hmm...Hollywood 'actress' with stunning good looks & zero acting ability gets parts in major blockbusters WITHOUT swallowing 70 yards of cock in the process?
    Sorry,but bollocks.

    The only way talent-free tit carriages like this get famous is by the tried & trusted route.The trouble with Hollywood is that they are used to dealing with people with the IQ of a lettuce & so think that we are all as gullible as the witless wankstains that inhabit the place.

    acranea Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:46
  • Have you thought of a career in health and social welfare? Your cup would floweth over. But you may end up on some register somewhere. Good while it lasts though?

    stella ah trois Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:35
  • I'm not sure why Mickey Rourke gets such a hard time for his looks. I happen to have a fetish for gigantic down syndrome men that look like they have a fight for breakfast. Just thinking about it makes my mutant cock swell with excitement.

    razorjaw Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:10
  • Maybe but when you look like that you don't need to put it about. I'd imagine that even before the surgery, she was a looker so if anything the attn might have scared her off.
    Anyway I still say she's a fella, a pretty one, but a bloke none the less so perhaps she was poking her way round the girls.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:43
  • Please there were rumors she f-cked the entire cast of Transformers (2) which is what made Michael Bay so pissed at her because she wouldn't give it up to him. Now maybe she didn't screw everyone (Turturro probably didn't make the list) but there are too many gossips on movie sets for all those rumors to not be at least partially true.

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:37
  • this woman is just fuckin ridiculous. i hear she has has an a-a-a-s-ss implant!

    elbow Wed, 03/03/2010 - 13:19
  • this woman is just fuckin ridiculous. i hear she has has an a-a-a-s-ss implant!

    elbow Wed, 03/03/2010 - 13:19
  • Please there were rumors she f-cked the entire cast of Transformers (2) which is what made Michael Bay so pissed at her because she wouldn't give it up to him. Now maybe she didn't screw everyone (Turturro probably didn't make the list) but there are too many gossips on movie sets for all those rumors to not be at least partially true.

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:37
  • Maybe but when you look like that you don't need to put it about. I'd imagine that even before the surgery, she was a looker so if anything the attn might have scared her off.
    Anyway I still say she's a fella, a pretty one, but a bloke none the less so perhaps she was poking her way round the girls.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:43
  • I'm not sure why Mickey Rourke gets such a hard time for his looks. I happen to have a fetish for gigantic down syndrome men that look like they have a fight for breakfast. Just thinking about it makes my mutant cock swell with excitement.

    razorjaw Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:10
  • Have you thought of a career in health and social welfare? Your cup would floweth over. But you may end up on some register somewhere. Good while it lasts though?

    stella ah trois Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:35
  • Hmm...Hollywood 'actress' with stunning good looks & zero acting ability gets parts in major blockbusters WITHOUT swallowing 70 yards of cock in the process?
    Sorry,but bollocks.

    The only way talent-free tit carriages like this get famous is by the tried & trusted route.The trouble with Hollywood is that they are used to dealing with people with the IQ of a lettuce & so think that we are all as gullible as the witless wankstains that inhabit the place.

    acranea Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:46
  • Her bum is so on fire. Two? Lying bastard.

    I'm scared to read anything linked to her in case my head melts. Lies do that to me.

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 03/03/2010 - 21:22
  • acranea..... you are like so in the business. I went to the NYT a year before day lewis (daniel not cecil) can I have a part

    grippersteb Thu, 04/03/2010 - 03:59
  • This minging patter is just a rehash of the same shite Britney spouted when she was paddling round the trailer park inhaling cock...what utter lame pr bollocks.

    erniemilko Thu, 04/03/2010 - 11:42
  • She is not that fucking stunning (helloooo photoshop) and frankly she's as convincing in any film I've had the misfortune to see her in as Benny was in Crossroads

    koshmar Sun, 07/03/2010 - 13:11
  • Do you want to make the beauty of your hair thicker or longer and do you want to make you hair trendy and eye-catching? Welcome to buy hair extensions at on line store. We offer 100% human hair extensions and beautiful clip in hair extensions and so on.

    qingimiss Wed, 30/06/2010 - 07:56

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