Megan Fox topless movie looks completely dreadful (but with tits)

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Megan Fox topless

STOP LOOKING AT MY TITS YOU BEAST

Tue, 07/07/2009 - 09:43 by Mr. HM

These topless pictures of Megan Fox have been doing the rounds for what seems like 15 years now, but the movie attached to them has just had it's trailer released - and guess what...

...Yup - another potential Oscar nominee on the acting bedpost of Megan Fox.

The film is called "The Proxy of Intelligence at War with Itself". Oh who am I kidding - it's called "Jennifer's Body".

Guess who plays Jennifer.

What we need is another interview with Megan Fox where she either:

Plays down her looks.
Whilst starring in a movie solely based on them.
Throws in some statement about maybe, possibly being interesting sleeping with a woman.
Without actually, y'know, sleeping with a woman. That's gross.

Anyway, here's the trailer - feel the emotion.

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Comments

Well, yes and no. Even when I were a wee nipper and Jolie was waffling on about her blood vials and whatnot, her 'madness' seemed forced. Like the weird goth girl in year 10 who tattooed herself behind the canteen. Just a bit try-too-hard-weird. Not like Helena B-C, who is literally as mad as a box of biscuits.
tescopop Wed, 08/07/2009 - 14:40
It's Bubbles' new hiding place... complete with 'fro
Blartmonster Wed, 08/07/2009 - 04:04
Id rather eat her for 2 hours.
Henry_McCarty Tue, 07/07/2009 - 18:41
Nope - it's a tattoo of David Bellamy!
erniemilko Tue, 07/07/2009 - 16:59
I'm not looking at your tits Meg, I'm looking at your muff in picture 9 (although it could be a muff-shaped tatt).
ronpalmer Tue, 07/07/2009 - 15:37
Indeed Blarty but at least Jolie is mildly intriguing due to being absolutely fucking mental. This Jolie-lite with shitter tats and an even less interesting acting portfolio has nowt at all!
erniemilko Tue, 07/07/2009 - 14:29
She is desperate to be Angelina... note the hair, the pout, the tits, the tats and the frantic incessant search for publicity. And like Jolie, she's a shit actress, average at best...
Blartmonster Tue, 07/07/2009 - 13:30
Invisible nips and no bellybutton, that's kind of odd!
lorrainelondon Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:27
This chick is such a no-talent bore. I would honestly rather eat cardboard for 2 hours than watch this film.
tescopop Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:08
Not exactly olive skin our boring Megan....
kermits Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:33
they have been surgically removed i think
Mr. HM Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:05
Where are the nips HM?
jockey Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:37

Where are the nips HM?
jockey Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:37
they have been surgically removed i think
Mr. HM Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:05
Not exactly olive skin our boring Megan....
kermits Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:33
This chick is such a no-talent bore. I would honestly rather eat cardboard for 2 hours than watch this film.
tescopop Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:08
Invisible nips and no bellybutton, that's kind of odd!
lorrainelondon Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:27
She is desperate to be Angelina... note the hair, the pout, the tits, the tats and the frantic incessant search for publicity. And like Jolie, she's a shit actress, average at best...
Blartmonster Tue, 07/07/2009 - 13:30
Indeed Blarty but at least Jolie is mildly intriguing due to being absolutely fucking mental. This Jolie-lite with shitter tats and an even less interesting acting portfolio has nowt at all!
erniemilko Tue, 07/07/2009 - 14:29
I'm not looking at your tits Meg, I'm looking at your muff in picture 9 (although it could be a muff-shaped tatt).
ronpalmer Tue, 07/07/2009 - 15:37
Nope - it's a tattoo of David Bellamy!
erniemilko Tue, 07/07/2009 - 16:59
Id rather eat her for 2 hours.
Henry_McCarty Tue, 07/07/2009 - 18:41
It's Bubbles' new hiding place... complete with 'fro
Blartmonster Wed, 08/07/2009 - 04:04
Well, yes and no. Even when I were a wee nipper and Jolie was waffling on about her blood vials and whatnot, her 'madness' seemed forced. Like the weird goth girl in year 10 who tattooed herself behind the canteen. Just a bit try-too-hard-weird. Not like Helena B-C, who is literally as mad as a box of biscuits.
tescopop Wed, 08/07/2009 - 14:40