not again...
Fri, 25/09/2009 - 10:28 by Metrosexual

Just what the world hasn't been waiting for...it looks like some sort of Spice reunion is on the cards, although Mel B (recent career moves: stripping, Loose Women) denies reports that they'll get together and perform at the World Cup.

Don't breathe a sigh of relief though as Geri's still got plans up her sleeve...

Geri wibbled on This Morning earlier this week that;

"We're gathering information about a possibility...but when you're evolving a plan, you don't want to share it with the world."

So the new career as an author's going well then Gezza?

Mel Twittered:

"World cup! Wow the press are soo silly no I am not getting the girls together for the world cup!! We are getting together for other rea..."

How enigmatic! Mel's not usually one to keep her mouth shut. In fact her cake hole was wide open earlier this week and she was shovelling hotdogs into it! 

Yes! Classy Mel rocked up at a hotdog launch and happily posed with a big banger, not that she's any stranger to that type of activity. We've heard she's mad keen on fish too if you know what we mean (wink wink). 

So brace yourselves for this gang of old knackers parading about warbling Wannabe again sometime soon. Great!

  • You can see what's happening here... every few years or so, they're going to wheel these overrated old cunts out to remind us they did exist at one time, and to top up their fucking bulging bank accounts, while dopey housewives and middle management types are happy to play the game...

    It's going to be a repetitive fucking vicious circle that is going to take one decent nailbomb or frag grenade to sort out

    Blartmonster Fri, 25/09/2009 - 17:30
  • What a fucking howling minger mong. No wonder Eddie Murphy legged it in the morning

    Blartmonster Fri, 25/09/2009 - 14:51
  • zig-a-zig...ugh

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 25/09/2009 - 11:23
  • zig-a-zig...ugh

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 25/09/2009 - 11:23
  • What a fucking howling minger mong. No wonder Eddie Murphy legged it in the morning

    Blartmonster Fri, 25/09/2009 - 14:51
  • You can see what's happening here... every few years or so, they're going to wheel these overrated old cunts out to remind us they did exist at one time, and to top up their fucking bulging bank accounts, while dopey housewives and middle management types are happy to play the game...

    It's going to be a repetitive fucking vicious circle that is going to take one decent nailbomb or frag grenade to sort out

    Blartmonster Fri, 25/09/2009 - 17:30

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