Stop right now (please?)
Thu, 22/10/2009 - 09:49 by HM writer

Mel B was returning to her May Fair hotel with husband Stephen Belafonte (and Geri Halliwell tagging along just for fun) as new emerges that we've gone back to 1996 with the former Spice Girls in talks to host a talent show to pick five girls to play them in a Spice Girl musical. Because the one thing that television is really lacking at the moment is a reality style talent show...

According to reports, Victoria, Emma, Geri, Mel B and C are keen to work together and apparently have the support of former manager Simon Fuller, who owns the rights to the 'Idol'c oncept.

A source said:

"It's a fantastic new way to broaden out the Spice franchise, and it appeals to all the band members."

But why put them through months of sitting on a judging panel in front of TV cameras for loads of money, when we can just suggest who could play them for them?

Mel C - Louis Walsh

Mel B - Alex Reid (in drag, obv.)

Victoria - LaToya Jackson

Geri - Tanya MacIntosh

Emma - the combined effort of John and Edward

We thought that was going to better than it actually was...

 

 

  • I was just browsing on heathrow hotels with parking when I found your article.I think that all this things are made just for publicity because the paparazzi barely can wait for a hot subject like this.

    hilarryburton Fri, 22/04/2011 - 11:14
  • It's good news to hear that Spice Girls could reunite. For years I've been a huge fan of them. I think a concert at the Waikiki Beach would be awesome. I went there last year and they have some great Hawaii hotel packages.

    BlancheMellony Thu, 21/04/2011 - 08:32
  • I prefer the Universal Studios hotel and I many people would agree with me on my hotel choice. Maybe celebrities shouldn't all go at the same hotel: that it so not original.

    hilarryburton Fri, 08/04/2011 - 14:13
  • I somehow doubt that television really needs yet another talent show and especially one about the Spice Girls. All I see in this is a marketing move to get the former pop start back on the center of the public's attention.

    ArlinePortia Thu, 09/12/2010 - 10:30
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    Codo Tue, 13/04/2010 - 07:42
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    Mack Waugh

    jenniferwaugh1 Sat, 27/02/2010 - 09:44
  • Spice Girl Melanie Brown and husband Stephen Belanfonte were photographed spending an evening out at the Mayfair Hotel.
    New York City Hotels

    Andy11 Fri, 20/11/2009 - 23:54
  • I'm just surprised he's not got on a pair of those polyester Farah slacks that give the wearer 2000v of static

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 18:52
  • Super shirt. He looks like he's been mugged by Mr Byrite.

    cosmotopper Thu, 22/10/2009 - 17:24
  • He looks to me like the alien out of Predator. Strange that.

    As for Mel B. If it wasn't for the spunk of Eddie Murphy, she'd be really fucked.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:35
  • He looks like that pub landlord dude.

    kwebb Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:20
  • snog, marry avoid:

    mel b

    stephen bellendfonte

    tanya 'also available in white' macintosh.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:00
  • 'Belafonte' is not the right surname for this man. He should be called something Tolkeinian like Warg or Snurg or Bleuuuuuuuuuurgh. Belafonte suggests a flamboyant, tiny, over tanned man with a sideline in interior design.

    tescopop Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:45
  • BBC 2 Thursday.

    9:00 am Hash In The Attic
    Brian Harvey helps another cash strapped couple avoid detection by the Metropolitan Police Drug Squad helicopter.

    9:30 am Spice Up Your 'Arris
    Emma Bunton comes up with innovative ideas for things to do with tweed.
    (Subtitles - Except Grampian Region.)

    kwebb Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:05
  • X Factor, Strictly, Spice Girls reunion, Lady Gaga, Alex reid in drag, Katie Price in drag, Kerry Katona, Peaches Geldof, Kanye fucking West... it's time for World War 3. I'm gonna do my best Obama accent, ring the Kremlin and call Medvedev a cunt

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:57
  • AIDS in a van

    aaaargh Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:47
  • Jesus suffering fuck do we really need a Spice Girls reunion, Spice - The Musical, Spice Up Your 'Arris, Old Spice, Tofu With Spicy Noodles and / or that fucking bandana-ed gonk-freak sprinkling her own special brand of mushroom-smelling stardust over everything?

    The plot? It went thataway!

    jiggerycock Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:43
  • Spastic Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:39
  • That poor fucking guy, stepping out having that freak on his arm...

    The one in the pink bandana looks rough too...

    Eye-thang-yew..

    kwebb Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:29
  • That poor fucking guy, stepping out having that freak on his arm...

    The one in the pink bandana looks rough too...

    Eye-thang-yew..

    kwebb Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:29
  • Spastic Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:39
  • Jesus suffering fuck do we really need a Spice Girls reunion, Spice - The Musical, Spice Up Your 'Arris, Old Spice, Tofu With Spicy Noodles and / or that fucking bandana-ed gonk-freak sprinkling her own special brand of mushroom-smelling stardust over everything?

    The plot? It went thataway!

    jiggerycock Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:43
  • AIDS in a van

    aaaargh Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:47
  • X Factor, Strictly, Spice Girls reunion, Lady Gaga, Alex reid in drag, Katie Price in drag, Kerry Katona, Peaches Geldof, Kanye fucking West... it's time for World War 3. I'm gonna do my best Obama accent, ring the Kremlin and call Medvedev a cunt

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:57
  • BBC 2 Thursday.

    9:00 am Hash In The Attic
    Brian Harvey helps another cash strapped couple avoid detection by the Metropolitan Police Drug Squad helicopter.

    9:30 am Spice Up Your 'Arris
    Emma Bunton comes up with innovative ideas for things to do with tweed.
    (Subtitles - Except Grampian Region.)

    kwebb Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:05
  • 'Belafonte' is not the right surname for this man. He should be called something Tolkeinian like Warg or Snurg or Bleuuuuuuuuuurgh. Belafonte suggests a flamboyant, tiny, over tanned man with a sideline in interior design.

    tescopop Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:45
  • snog, marry avoid:

    mel b

    stephen bellendfonte

    tanya 'also available in white' macintosh.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:00
  • He looks like that pub landlord dude.

    kwebb Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:20
  • He looks to me like the alien out of Predator. Strange that.

    As for Mel B. If it wasn't for the spunk of Eddie Murphy, she'd be really fucked.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:35
  • Super shirt. He looks like he's been mugged by Mr Byrite.

    cosmotopper Thu, 22/10/2009 - 17:24
  • I'm just surprised he's not got on a pair of those polyester Farah slacks that give the wearer 2000v of static

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 18:52
  • Spice Girl Melanie Brown and husband Stephen Belanfonte were photographed spending an evening out at the Mayfair Hotel.
    New York City Hotels

    Andy11 Fri, 20/11/2009 - 23:54
  • Traveling is a great fun.It becomes a pleasurable experience when our stay is in a good hotel.Whenever we visit a hotel or a restaurant we judge it on the basis of services offered. Good services are thus an essential part of forming the basis of judgment.Hotel supply is an important area where quality of services do matter.

    Mack Waugh

    jenniferwaugh1 Sat, 27/02/2010 - 09:44
  • Thanks for a nice share you have given to us with such an large collection of information. Great work you have done by sharing them to all. simply superb.

    regards,
    handbags

    Codo Tue, 13/04/2010 - 07:42
  • Generally I do not post on blogs, but I would like to say that this post really forced me to do so, Excellent post!Hotels

    Smithjohn Thu, 24/06/2010 - 11:03
  • I somehow doubt that television really needs yet another talent show and especially one about the Spice Girls. All I see in this is a marketing move to get the former pop start back on the center of the public's attention.

    ArlinePortia Thu, 09/12/2010 - 10:30
  • I prefer the Universal Studios hotel and I many people would agree with me on my hotel choice. Maybe celebrities shouldn't all go at the same hotel: that it so not original.

    hilarryburton Fri, 08/04/2011 - 14:13
  • It's good news to hear that Spice Girls could reunite. For years I've been a huge fan of them. I think a concert at the Waikiki Beach would be awesome. I went there last year and they have some great Hawaii hotel packages.

    BlancheMellony Thu, 21/04/2011 - 08:32
  • I was just browsing on heathrow hotels with parking when I found your article.I think that all this things are made just for publicity because the paparazzi barely can wait for a hot subject like this.

    hilarryburton Fri, 22/04/2011 - 11:14

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