According to reports, Victoria, Emma, Geri, Mel B and C are keen to work together and apparently have the support of former manager Simon Fuller, who owns the rights to the 'Idol'c oncept.
A source said:
"It's a fantastic new way to broaden out the Spice franchise, and it appeals to all the band members."
But why put them through months of sitting on a judging panel in front of TV cameras for loads of money, when we can just suggest who could play them for them?
Mel C - Louis Walsh
Mel B - Alex Reid (in drag, obv.)
Victoria - LaToya Jackson
Geri - Tanya MacIntosh
Emma - the combined effort of John and Edward
We thought that was going to better than it actually was...




COMMENTS (14)
That poor fucking guy, stepping out having that freak on his arm...
The one in the pink bandana looks rough too...
Eye-thang-yew..
Jesus suffering fuck do we really need a Spice Girls reunion, Spice - The Musical, Spice Up Your 'Arris, Old Spice, Tofu With Spicy Noodles and / or that fucking bandana-ed gonk-freak sprinkling her own special brand of mushroom-smelling stardust over everything?
The plot? It went thataway!
BBC 2 Thursday.
9:00 am Hash In The Attic
Brian Harvey helps another cash strapped couple avoid detection by the Metropolitan Police Drug Squad helicopter.
9:30 am Spice Up Your 'Arris
Emma Bunton comes up with innovative ideas for things to do with tweed.
(Subtitles - Except Grampian Region.)
AIDS in a van
X Factor, Strictly, Spice Girls reunion, Lady Gaga, Alex reid in drag, Katie Price in drag, Kerry Katona, Peaches Geldof, Kanye fucking West... it's time for World War 3. I'm gonna do my best Obama accent, ring the Kremlin and call Medvedev a cunt
'Belafonte' is not the right surname for this man. He should be called something Tolkeinian like Warg or Snurg or Bleuuuuuuuuuurgh. Belafonte suggests a flamboyant, tiny, over tanned man with a sideline in interior design.
snog, marry avoid:
mel b
stephen bellendfonte
tanya 'also available in white' macintosh.
He looks to me like the alien out of Predator. Strange that.
As for Mel B. If it wasn't for the spunk of Eddie Murphy, she'd be really fucked.
He looks like that pub landlord dude.