Mel B sucks seductively on a strawberry, world cringes

9 Mel B gets arse groped by husband advert advert

Mel B at the May Fair hotel

Too much of sucking

Wed, 14/04/2010 - 11:30 by HM writer

Mel B decided to go out to the May Fair hotel (just for a change) where she quaffed champagne and attempted to eat a strawberry in a sexy fashion which turned out to be as visually appealing as Jodie Marsh's wonky tits and brand new biceps...

And if that wasn't bad enough, husband Stephen Belafonte then began to grope her arse while she sucked away on that strawberry as if she was flogging her line of couture lollipops all over again. It looks like Frankie Saturday had been weeping in the same hotel bar a day early...

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Comments

The most attractive of the Spice Girls? fuck me, chavs do have an audience then?..i did not realise.
kermits Thu, 15/04/2010 - 12:22
Would it be reasonable to suggest that she's - quite literally - rolling in cash? OK - pic 5 is a bit foul, but she was easily the most (i.e. only) attractive one out of the Spine Gurns. Until she spoke. I'd sort out her plumbing - as long as she didn't speak.
Sime66 Thu, 15/04/2010 - 08:24
What a complete flange cake!
scarlet von fist Wed, 14/04/2010 - 20:22
About as sexually alluring as SuBo picking her arse for tagnuts and eating them
koshmar Wed, 14/04/2010 - 17:46
She reeks of Argos, tinned ravioli, and Walls Vienetta.
Having said that, I'd love to chop her up.
crosby99 Wed, 14/04/2010 - 14:01
ooh yes; sexy time!
izudu Wed, 14/04/2010 - 13:07
Isn't she so classy? the gobby chav with her Kojak of a husband....hmmm..can't wait to get my eyes on their "private" homemade DVDs.
kermits Wed, 14/04/2010 - 12:23

Isn't she so classy? the gobby chav with her Kojak of a husband....hmmm..can't wait to get my eyes on their "private" homemade DVDs.
kermits Wed, 14/04/2010 - 12:23
ooh yes; sexy time!
izudu Wed, 14/04/2010 - 13:07
She reeks of Argos, tinned ravioli, and Walls Vienetta.
Having said that, I'd love to chop her up.
crosby99 Wed, 14/04/2010 - 14:01
About as sexually alluring as SuBo picking her arse for tagnuts and eating them
koshmar Wed, 14/04/2010 - 17:46
What a complete flange cake!
scarlet von fist Wed, 14/04/2010 - 20:22
Would it be reasonable to suggest that she's - quite literally - rolling in cash? OK - pic 5 is a bit foul, but she was easily the most (i.e. only) attractive one out of the Spine Gurns. Until she spoke. I'd sort out her plumbing - as long as she didn't speak.
Sime66 Thu, 15/04/2010 - 08:24
The most attractive of the Spice Girls? fuck me, chavs do have an audience then?..i did not realise.
kermits Thu, 15/04/2010 - 12:22