Mel Gibson fists a beaver
"Thanks, I had it stuffed yesterday"
Tue, 13/10/2009 - 14:17 by Mr. HMSometimes pictures just tell a story - these with Mel Gibson filming "The Beaver" do just that...
- Man wants to gain the affections of woman.
- Man realises that the woman is famous lesbian actress Jodie Foster.
- Man makes ill-advised lesbian gag by wandering around America fisting a beaver.
- Woman is unimpressed.
- Man is distraught so gets hammered and starts shouting anti semitic remarks.
- Woman nervously edges away.
- "Hey Sugartits!"
- The End.
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He's SO gross...I don't care whom or what he's fisting!
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Mel announces his latest movie - a five hour epic about The Bible featuring nothing but semi-aquatic rodents making squeaking noises.
*wakes up, realises still in same dream, goes back to sleep*
*wakes up, realises still in same dream, goes back to sleep*
Mel announces his latest movie - a five hour epic about The Bible featuring nothing but semi-aquatic rodents making squeaking noises.
He's SO gross...I don't care whom or what he's fisting!
www.hotmenonly.net