Wonder who broke the soapstars the news that they were at the premiere of Michael Caine's new flick not New Moon?

Picture opp alert! Michael Caine turns up at premiere of new film about a South London hardman with Bermondsey-born heavyweight champ David Haye on his arm! A far less tenuous connection than any possible reason why Tina Hobley, Kara Tointon, Brendan Cole or Tamara Ecclestone might have been there. Elsewhere, it was looking like a Spandau Ballet reunion, with Martin and Gary Kemp and Tony Hadley all in attendance. 

Anyway, Caine stars alongside Emily Mortimer in the Daniel Barber directed film about a widower and ex-marine who turns vigilante when thugs overrun his neighbourhood, which isn't likely to make a dent on the box office during a month of blockbusters, but is probably still preferable to the first five minutes of New Moon, largely thanks to the casting of the kid from Skins whose performance in Eden Lake still gives us nightmares. Honestly, we'd LOVE to see him set against RPattz.