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Michael Flatley in the Caribbean

Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance

Sat, 09/01/2010 - 10:15 by Mr. HM

Michael Flatley was merrily splashing away on the beach in the Caribbean, when he spotted one of those bloomin' paparazzi. What to do?! Call the butler, hold the stomach in...

I like to call this look the 'Hoffabs' in tribute to David Hasselhoff, who spent about 10 years doing this in every Baywatch scene he was ever in.

I've heard so many disgraceful stories about this guy I'm not even sure if he's a real person or not. Needless to say they are all so libellous and depraved the second I started to type them out a line of 40 women in clogs would charge through the room and trample me so flat I'd look like a Keema nan.

Plus he's so rich he probably gets Richard Branson to wipe his arse with gold leaf - so let's just leave it and move on.

Michael Flatley pictures, Michael Flatley

Comments

HM copied it off Alan Partridge
fuckwit Mon, 11/01/2010 - 09:38
Best. Headline. Ever.
hacked Sun, 10/01/2010 - 17:04
You can't really give Mr.HM credit for the headline when it's ripped off from (i think) Partridge.
Fuckdust Sun, 10/01/2010 - 11:31
I really miss his mullet.
Urfugginjokin Sun, 10/01/2010 - 10:10
perhaps I already have..?
Mr. HM Sat, 09/01/2010 - 21:58
Credit where it's due - and it's not often Mr HM comes up with anything that blows the wind up my skirt - but that was a fine headline. Have a biscuit (as they used to say when there were moles on here).

Whatever happened to that video that surfaced of Michael Flatley indulging in a bit of, er ... auto-flatley... on a Californian patio somewhere? He certainly seemed to be blessed.
merylhighground Sat, 09/01/2010 - 21:33
Great header, And isn't he the kind of bloke to stuff a legwarmer down his briefs and manipulate it into place? He's made a few quid but who actually likes him?
PuddyTwat Sat, 09/01/2010 - 21:26
Ah come on Mr HM, are you a man or a mouse? Clearly he is perfect for one of your 'Which overrated no-sense cunt had his way with x, y and z while a and b watched' items on your weekly mail out? Which Irish American populariser of Irish dance, etc...' Go on. Courage, man. Courage.
stella ah trois Sat, 09/01/2010 - 19:39
A fucking overrated no-sense cunt at that
Blartmonster Sat, 09/01/2010 - 14:47
He's a cunt. End of.
pandakiller Sat, 09/01/2010 - 11:24

He's a cunt. End of.
pandakiller Sat, 09/01/2010 - 11:24
A fucking overrated no-sense cunt at that
Blartmonster Sat, 09/01/2010 - 14:47
Ah come on Mr HM, are you a man or a mouse? Clearly he is perfect for one of your 'Which overrated no-sense cunt had his way with x, y and z while a and b watched' items on your weekly mail out? Which Irish American populariser of Irish dance, etc...' Go on. Courage, man. Courage.
stella ah trois Sat, 09/01/2010 - 19:39
Great header, And isn't he the kind of bloke to stuff a legwarmer down his briefs and manipulate it into place? He's made a few quid but who actually likes him?
PuddyTwat Sat, 09/01/2010 - 21:26
Credit where it's due - and it's not often Mr HM comes up with anything that blows the wind up my skirt - but that was a fine headline. Have a biscuit (as they used to say when there were moles on here).

Whatever happened to that video that surfaced of Michael Flatley indulging in a bit of, er ... auto-flatley... on a Californian patio somewhere? He certainly seemed to be blessed.
merylhighground Sat, 09/01/2010 - 21:33
perhaps I already have..?
Mr. HM Sat, 09/01/2010 - 21:58
I really miss his mullet.
Urfugginjokin Sun, 10/01/2010 - 10:10
You can't really give Mr.HM credit for the headline when it's ripped off from (i think) Partridge.
Fuckdust Sun, 10/01/2010 - 11:31
Best. Headline. Ever.
hacked Sun, 10/01/2010 - 17:04
HM copied it off Alan Partridge
fuckwit Mon, 11/01/2010 - 09:38