Whilst we in the UK had to make do with Peter Andre and Abi Clancy, Vegas got a taste of Paris Hilton (tangy), Paula Abdul (whisky) Katy Perry ('Brand'y) and Will Smith (Enough - Ed). They'll be gutted though, there wasn't one idiotic Michael Jackson impersonator there surrounded by crying grown men who haven't hit puberty despite being 29. In your FACE Vegas!
And, if you were in any doubt, Joseph Jackson is still in mourning for his son's passing - and sees this merely as a fitting tribute to his own flesh and blood and in no way wants this to look opportunistic or money grabbing in any way shape or form. Got that?
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COMMENTS (17)
Joseph Jackson is a disgusting pimp.
Did the snake man turn up at this I'd like to see more of him.
A-List - what the fuck are you on about?
Macy Gray?
Rosanna Arquette?
Berry Gordy (I mean, seriously, who the fuck is that?)
The Guy Wot Played The Incredible Hulk 30 Years Ago?
My toilet paper is more consistently A-list than this.
I think you better look up Berry Gordy - he's pretty big dear
Cretinous buffoon.
"Berry Gordy, I mean seriously who the fuck is that?)
You absolute fucking retard. The man is founder and owner of Tamla Motown records and if you ever get your empty head out of your Metro-lite, and maybe read a book or proper newspaper every now and again you maybe be able to spot someone genuinly important, influential and talented.
Cunt.
you may help yourself to a cigar.
I think I can survive without the knowledge of a fucking record producer in my head. Next you'll start ranting to me because I don't respect Louis 'WestLife' Walsh's "influence" enough.
Calm down you sycophantic twat
utter utter penis.
think we have a little more to thank berry gordy for than louis fucking walsh.
Jospeh Jackson = Top Shelf Twat.
Bagpuss- shhhhhhhhh......