Michael Jackson, unable to turn in graveMichael Jackson, unable to turn in grave

What on earth (song)?
Wed, 01/09/2010 - 11:37 by John Hill

Hypnotist, radio presenter, tv personality, entrepreneur, writer, life-coach. These are just some of Paul McKenna's official jobs, and with so many fingers in so many pies it is hardly a surprise he is frequently described as the hardest working person in showbusiness next to Katie Price, except he's almost twice as talented.

It's thorough all this hard work and dedication that McKenna has managed to amass a small fortune, enough in fact to buy Michael Jackson's old Beverly Hills home, advertised at £19 million.

The house has been described as "one of the classiest in LA", an area renowned for its high standards, and has 7 bedrooms, 13 bathrooms, a wine cellar and hopefully enough mirrors for McKenna to be able to stare at the UK's most successful non-fiction author all day long.

Apparently the irony of buying a house from a man destroyed by snake oil salesmen, so called friends that continued to suck him dry right up to his death, hasn't occurred to McKenna, a man of impeccable morals and in no way a con artist and general slimebag of the highest degree.

Still, better LA than London eh?

 

  • Excellent! (laughs)
    Did you photoshop that? It's very effective.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 02/09/2010 - 14:29
  • Why 13 bathrooms and 7 bedrooms?

    shitthebed Wed, 01/09/2010 - 16:14
  • Is this a Paul McKenna Can Make You Dim moment?

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 01/09/2010 - 13:54
  • Ha ha ha yeah I can see that

    "Woooo-Hoo-Hoo I'm haunting you. Shaa-moan !"

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 01/09/2010 - 13:32
  • Just what I was thinking - I thought how pissed off is the old spoonbender going to be? Funny though that McKenna has never used his "powers" to grow back his hair or to give himself an attractive personality. He is a big-headed backside of the highest degree. Let's hope MJ haunts the fuck out of him.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 01/09/2010 - 13:14
  • Is this a battle fo the psychics ? do you think Mckenna is just doing this to wind up Yuri Geller ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 01/09/2010 - 12:36
  • Is this a battle fo the psychics ? do you think Mckenna is just doing this to wind up Yuri Geller ?

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 01/09/2010 - 12:36
  • Just what I was thinking - I thought how pissed off is the old spoonbender going to be? Funny though that McKenna has never used his "powers" to grow back his hair or to give himself an attractive personality. He is a big-headed backside of the highest degree. Let's hope MJ haunts the fuck out of him.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 01/09/2010 - 13:14
  • Ha ha ha yeah I can see that

    "Woooo-Hoo-Hoo I'm haunting you. Shaa-moan !"

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 01/09/2010 - 13:32
  • Is this a Paul McKenna Can Make You Dim moment?

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 01/09/2010 - 13:54
  • Why 13 bathrooms and 7 bedrooms?

    shitthebed Wed, 01/09/2010 - 16:14
  • Excellent! (laughs)
    Did you photoshop that? It's very effective.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 02/09/2010 - 14:29

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