If you want to see a truly deranged website then why not swing on by Michael Lohan's blog (warning : may contain numerous mentions of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson)? The content is incredibly emotive - a father crying for the world to help his daughter, whilst relentlessly publicising himself, while 'How To Save A Life' by The Fray plays plaintively in the background. Incredibly, I'm not making this up.

This is the internet equivalent of a violent and drunken father who has lost access to his children (just like Mike) gripping the school gates as the kids get dropped off by their new 'uncle', contravening the restraining order.

 

Michael is unhappy that Samantha Ronson may still be a part of Lindsay's life and he appeals for help in order for his daughter to escape Samantha's clutches. He also makes an incredibly subtle reference to Samantha's sexuality. See if you can spot the allusion. By the way, no spelling or grammar has been corrected by us, or attempted by Michael.

 

"I am asking everyone out their to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life."

 

"Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn't used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha."

 

"Just LOOK! The proof is there! These aren't just words, but FACTS! PLEASE HELP!"

 

Well, after such a heartfelt and passionate plea it's only a matter of time before daddy's little girl goes running back into his arms. Brilliant work with the SaMANtha idea Michael. Or should I say Michael a-LOHAN-LY?

 

by Ian McShane