Michelle Bombshell apologises to Sandra Bullock, does it on TV

Sandra Bullock and Michelle Bombshell

While you were sleeping

Tue, 13/04/2010 - 12:10 by HM writer

Nothing says 'I'm sorry' quite like a note on a bunch of flowers and a box of Ferrero Rocher or a 'heartfelt' apology live on TV for the whole world to be reminded about your husband's alleged infidelity. Michelle Bombshell has done just that (the latter, obviously) and appeared on Australian show 'TodayTonight' after her alleged 11-month affair with Jesse James and is claiming to "feel bad for Sandra"...

Hankies at the ready... And it's probably just what Sandra wants to hear now; pity from her husband's alleged mistress and live on the telly. It could only have been worse if Bombshell had this projected in the background while she did it...

And of course, Bombshell is trying to imply that she was scorned as much as Sandra and felt cheated by James too, even though she knew they were married.

Bombshell simpered as the world began to well up:

"I do feel guilty. I feel bad for Sandra. I'm sorry for your embarrassment. I'm sorry all this is public. I'm sorry for everything. I feel like I was duped just as much as Sandra was. I feel like I was lied to just as much as she was. If Jesse was upfront with me in the beginning, we wouldn't be in this situation."

But she then added:

"I did know he was married to Sandra. When we were sitting on a couch watching a movie, he leaned over to kiss me, and I said, 'Slow down! What's going on between you and Sandra? He said, 'She lives in Austin, I live here. We're not together because she's filming a movie...' I believed him.... he said he didn't want to talk about it, I assumed because of legalities. I cared about him. My feelings were growing toward him.

"She must be hurt, devastated, upset, embarrassed. I want to give her a heartfelt apology. I'm sorry for her embarrassment and pain. I do feel really bad about it."

Then again, it was probably a more tasteful gesture than this...

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Comments

Maybe she can purge her soul when she next attends bible-reading classes at her evangelical church, right, Rev Custer?
koshmar Thu, 15/04/2010 - 00:11
Today Tonight? ha. Enough said.

But just incase, Today Tonight have been busted so many times making stuff up and paying people to sell a totally untrue story to them, it's unbelievable it's still on TV. No-one really takes it seriously. Even though they have a different host for each city.

It's rubbish. I guess this is the reason this Michelle is on it.
princess_me1983 Wed, 14/04/2010 - 11:54
Yeah I can just imagine introducing her to me Nan......
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 13/04/2010 - 16:34
Next up: Michelle does a tour in which she tells every single city in the world that she'll never mention it again.
retrovertigo Tue, 13/04/2010 - 16:10
This Michelle girl seems really sweet , not sure why she is sat on Beth Ditto though......
grange Tue, 13/04/2010 - 15:17
think she should have given her apology more emotional impact by having it tattooed word for word across her flaps
slug Tue, 13/04/2010 - 13:40
Is she only remorseful because it became public? She was selfish and didn't give a fuck about poor ole Sandy. I'm guessing she thought some of Sandy's money would filter down for another tatoo or two once she found some room for them. Anyway, seems all these fuckwit celebs are sharing 101 ways to blag your way outta shit except no one's bothered using any excuse further than no 4.
elbow Tue, 13/04/2010 - 13:38
She's been so numbed emotionally from what she's done to poor Sandra that her feelings have gone dead from the waist down. Must have done, from her surprise in the pic above that she's just shat out another woman.
merylhighground Tue, 13/04/2010 - 13:07
"If Jesse was up front with me in the beginning": like, "Did you know I'm married to Sandra Bullock?" I'm the last round here to condemn the odd bit of extra-marital, but fuck, does she not buy Hello? Perhaps she can't read. That would fit the image. Perhaps actually she is profoundly dyslexic and like dyslexics the world over 'claim' not to see the words. Actually, she is so badly brain damaged, she can't see what a mess she has made with her body with her tattoos. She's dystattooxic! It's all making sense. To me at least...
stella ah trois Tue, 13/04/2010 - 12:59
Awwww that tattooed whore lady said sorry...how sweet.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 13/04/2010 - 12:49

Awwww that tattooed whore lady said sorry...how sweet.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 13/04/2010 - 12:49
"If Jesse was up front with me in the beginning": like, "Did you know I'm married to Sandra Bullock?" I'm the last round here to condemn the odd bit of extra-marital, but fuck, does she not buy Hello? Perhaps she can't read. That would fit the image. Perhaps actually she is profoundly dyslexic and like dyslexics the world over 'claim' not to see the words. Actually, she is so badly brain damaged, she can't see what a mess she has made with her body with her tattoos. She's dystattooxic! It's all making sense. To me at least...
stella ah trois Tue, 13/04/2010 - 12:59
She's been so numbed emotionally from what she's done to poor Sandra that her feelings have gone dead from the waist down. Must have done, from her surprise in the pic above that she's just shat out another woman.
merylhighground Tue, 13/04/2010 - 13:07
Is she only remorseful because it became public? She was selfish and didn't give a fuck about poor ole Sandy. I'm guessing she thought some of Sandy's money would filter down for another tatoo or two once she found some room for them. Anyway, seems all these fuckwit celebs are sharing 101 ways to blag your way outta shit except no one's bothered using any excuse further than no 4.
elbow Tue, 13/04/2010 - 13:38
think she should have given her apology more emotional impact by having it tattooed word for word across her flaps
slug Tue, 13/04/2010 - 13:40
This Michelle girl seems really sweet , not sure why she is sat on Beth Ditto though......
grange Tue, 13/04/2010 - 15:17
Next up: Michelle does a tour in which she tells every single city in the world that she'll never mention it again.
retrovertigo Tue, 13/04/2010 - 16:10
Yeah I can just imagine introducing her to me Nan......
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 13/04/2010 - 16:34
Today Tonight? ha. Enough said.

But just incase, Today Tonight have been busted so many times making stuff up and paying people to sell a totally untrue story to them, it's unbelievable it's still on TV. No-one really takes it seriously. Even though they have a different host for each city.

It's rubbish. I guess this is the reason this Michelle is on it.
princess_me1983 Wed, 14/04/2010 - 11:54
Maybe she can purge her soul when she next attends bible-reading classes at her evangelical church, right, Rev Custer?
koshmar Thu, 15/04/2010 - 00:11