Miss Ireland 2009
Mon, 28/09/2009 - 13:09 by HM writer

Although Michelle Heaton could have been a serious contender for the title of Miss Ireland 2009 (she was at least wearing less Ronseal than everyone else), we'll just have to make do with her being a judge at the event, held at The Royal Marine Hotel in Dublin yesterday...

Michelle crowned Miss Derry contestant Laura Patterson as Miss Ireland (though she should be so lucky, judging by her mother).

Other judges included Tara Sinnott (who?) and Vivienne Doyle (eh?) so Michelle managed to steal the spotlight and have her moment, because no-one else knew who anyone else was.

Maybe next year Michelle...

 

 

 

 

  • What a fucking pig, this slapper must have been to every gig the orange Price cunt has been at. What aspiration! What class,.....

    Blartmonster Mon, 28/09/2009 - 19:40
  • Didn't they decide in 1990 that Michelle Rocha would win this every year? Maybe they took that away from her when she dumped Van Morrisson.

    dandyboy Mon, 28/09/2009 - 18:06
  • now THAT'S something to aspire to.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 28/09/2009 - 14:29
  • I cannot even be bothered to come up with a witty put-down for this vapid bint.

    pandakiller Mon, 28/09/2009 - 14:13
  • I cannot even be bothered to come up with a witty put-down for this vapid bint.

    pandakiller Mon, 28/09/2009 - 14:13
  • now THAT'S something to aspire to.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 28/09/2009 - 14:29
  • Didn't they decide in 1990 that Michelle Rocha would win this every year? Maybe they took that away from her when she dumped Van Morrisson.

    dandyboy Mon, 28/09/2009 - 18:06
  • What a fucking pig, this slapper must have been to every gig the orange Price cunt has been at. What aspiration! What class,.....

    Blartmonster Mon, 28/09/2009 - 19:40

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