[insert obvious tossing gag here]
Wed, 17/02/2010 - 09:16 by Mr. HM

Whilst I sift through the millions of Brit Award aftershow pics (and nurse this ever so slight hangover) you HAVE to look at these - the pictures that should rightly win the Pulitzer prize whenever that is. God Bless Michelle Heaton and all who sail in her!

Absolutely marvellous on so many levels.

One thing we can't be sure of though - has she recently become engaged? We can't tell.

  • I just can't believe that in 2010, with hundreds of thousands of options and choices and whatnot, she still chooses to wear that vest, those highlights, that makeup, and do her eyebrows like that. Jeeeee, Michelle, it's not 1996 any more, k?

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    lanslaw230 Wed, 18/08/2010 - 11:42
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    chanel and gucci handbag
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    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 08:33
  • Jesus it's the better looking ones from Mackworth on a sunday morning

    koshmar Sat, 20/02/2010 - 01:30
  • Fucking Hell!

    Looks like a coach party from Dewsbury Moor!

    ken tate Thu, 18/02/2010 - 01:36
  • Is the attractive bird on the left from the League of Gentlemen?

    spandex Wed, 17/02/2010 - 19:37
  • Oh dear me Heaton, not even being friends with the soul destroyer that is Price will get you a half decent gig!

    Yumma Wed, 17/02/2010 - 16:17
  • Joseph Mengele must be spinning in his grave

    shitthebed Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:54
  • This really does scream career in ruins, doesn't it! Looks like all she's got to look forward to is tossing off tramps for loose change behind the bus station.

    erniemilko Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:21
  • I think the woman just to the right in Pic 3 has either never seen a pancake or orange woman before, possibly both.

    dandyboy Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:02
  • These photos are class! Michoo and the Irish toothless spastics. Quality!

    kermits Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:35
  • her agent said she was meeting ladies gaga so she jumped at it

    switch Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:33
  • PANCAKES FOR THE HANDICAPPED

    gagged Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:59
  • I just can't believe that in 2010, with hundreds of thousands of options and choices and whatnot, she still chooses to wear that vest, those highlights, that makeup, and do her eyebrows like that. Jeeeee, Michelle, it's not 1996 any more, k?

    Mind, I am enjoying her wizened crone companion.

    tescopop Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:12
  • The ugliest people I've seen for a long time - even counting my experience with the mirror this morning - with zero exception.

    stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:11
  • The conversation must have gone: "Right who can we get who's the biggest tosser?" and alongside Paul Daniels (who probably demanded a fee) and Dave Berry - the answer was Michelle Heaton. And Our Mich, having fuck all else to do, turned off the TV, booked a mini-cab and went to work.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:33
  • the clown mask she's wearing really ages her.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:18
  • Nice, although I'd rather see pics of Michelle Heaton tossing someones salad!

    yogithebear Wed, 17/02/2010 - 09:44
  • Nice, although I'd rather see pics of Michelle Heaton tossing someones salad!

    yogithebear Wed, 17/02/2010 - 09:44
  • the clown mask she's wearing really ages her.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:18
  • The conversation must have gone: "Right who can we get who's the biggest tosser?" and alongside Paul Daniels (who probably demanded a fee) and Dave Berry - the answer was Michelle Heaton. And Our Mich, having fuck all else to do, turned off the TV, booked a mini-cab and went to work.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 17/02/2010 - 10:33
  • The ugliest people I've seen for a long time - even counting my experience with the mirror this morning - with zero exception.

    stella ah trois Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:11
  • I just can't believe that in 2010, with hundreds of thousands of options and choices and whatnot, she still chooses to wear that vest, those highlights, that makeup, and do her eyebrows like that. Jeeeee, Michelle, it's not 1996 any more, k?

    Mind, I am enjoying her wizened crone companion.

    tescopop Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:12
  • PANCAKES FOR THE HANDICAPPED

    gagged Wed, 17/02/2010 - 11:59
  • her agent said she was meeting ladies gaga so she jumped at it

    switch Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:33
  • These photos are class! Michoo and the Irish toothless spastics. Quality!

    kermits Wed, 17/02/2010 - 12:35
  • I think the woman just to the right in Pic 3 has either never seen a pancake or orange woman before, possibly both.

    dandyboy Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:02
  • This really does scream career in ruins, doesn't it! Looks like all she's got to look forward to is tossing off tramps for loose change behind the bus station.

    erniemilko Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:21
  • Joseph Mengele must be spinning in his grave

    shitthebed Wed, 17/02/2010 - 13:54
  • Oh dear me Heaton, not even being friends with the soul destroyer that is Price will get you a half decent gig!

    Yumma Wed, 17/02/2010 - 16:17
  • Is the attractive bird on the left from the League of Gentlemen?

    spandex Wed, 17/02/2010 - 19:37
  • Fucking Hell!

    Looks like a coach party from Dewsbury Moor!

    ken tate Thu, 18/02/2010 - 01:36
  • Jesus it's the better looking ones from Mackworth on a sunday morning

    koshmar Sat, 20/02/2010 - 01:30
  • nike air max shoes and puma shoes
    http://www.tradertrade.com
    chanel and gucci handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 08:33
  • I just can't believe that in 2010, with hundreds of thousands of options and choices and whatnot, she still chooses to wear that vest, those highlights, that makeup, and do her eyebrows like that. Jeeeee, Michelle, it's not 1996 any more, k?

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/michelle-heaton-tosses-pancakes-must-see-pics43482#ixzz0wx9IgxfO
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
    Commissioned Art

    lanslaw230 Wed, 18/08/2010 - 11:42

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