If you don't know it's me by now...
Fri, 30/10/2009 - 09:59 by HM writer

God, prison time has not been kind to Phil Spector... Oh no wait, it's actually sexy, sexy Mick Hucknall, celebrating Ronnie Scott's 50th anniversary in Soho last night.

Phil Mick was joined by all the great stars of the 90s, such as Andrea from The Corrs, Goldie, and Chris Evans. Unfortunately for playboy Mick and his amazing track record with women (here's our proof!) *loses a bit of last night's Cava*, he went home all alone...

And perhaps the only thing more scary than Mick's face was the inside of Goldie's mouth...

  • Fucking hell it is Malcolm McThatcher OMG another sleepness night coming up

    carbon cowboy Sat, 31/10/2009 - 20:56
  • Looks like some sort of cloning experiment involving Malcolm Mclaren and Brian Sewell.

    dandyboy Sat, 31/10/2009 - 13:55
  • I wonder if he stormed the stage and belted out My Boomerang Won't come Back.

    mrsmoon Sat, 31/10/2009 - 13:25
  • Is there anything worse than being a ginger step-child?

    bystander Sat, 31/10/2009 - 10:15
  • I reckon he and Amy Crackhouse should start a family together.

    Fucking Hell what would the kids look like?

    It'd be a laff to see 'em...

    ken tate Sat, 31/10/2009 - 00:34
  • Pic 1 - I genuinely, for a nano-second, thought it was Vivienne Westwood...

    laurawump Fri, 30/10/2009 - 18:17
  • Mother Nature can be a right bitch sometimes.

    spandex Fri, 30/10/2009 - 16:41
  • Jealous cunts, the lot of you. Still would that bird out of Texas though. With yours. Until it snapped off.

    dennisnilsen Fri, 30/10/2009 - 16:19
  • 3rd phase of syphilis setting in then i see. Delusions I understand. It also makes you bleed ginger shit from the sides of your mouth.

    snuzysuzy Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:21
  • Phil Spector? I thought at first glance he resembled a sort of acid crazed transexual Maggie Thatcher.....

    maybe I should stop the LSD.

    slug Fri, 30/10/2009 - 13:19
  • He should be banned from having a penis. To look like that and to insist on having sex is obscene. Lucky he made it with the voice really otherwise he'd still be a virgin. Either that or a rapey-man.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:57
  • Nicola Gingerminge from Gurls Alowd in 10 years

    Blartmonster Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:32
  • Mick Hucknall was arrested a few years back for shagging a rabbit.
    Apparently he was holding back the ears, but he didn't last long cos the bunny was too tight to mention.

    BADOOM-FUCKING-TISH!!!!!

    gago Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:10
  • I thought Charlie Drake was dead?

    jiggerycock Fri, 30/10/2009 - 11:29
  • Gosh, Ronald McDonald looks rough without the makeup.

    BustySinclair Fri, 30/10/2009 - 10:46
  • Fuck me it's the lovechild of Kinnock & Thatcher !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 30/10/2009 - 10:21
  • Fuck me it's the lovechild of Kinnock & Thatcher !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 30/10/2009 - 10:21
  • Gosh, Ronald McDonald looks rough without the makeup.

    BustySinclair Fri, 30/10/2009 - 10:46
  • I thought Charlie Drake was dead?

    jiggerycock Fri, 30/10/2009 - 11:29
  • Mick Hucknall was arrested a few years back for shagging a rabbit.
    Apparently he was holding back the ears, but he didn't last long cos the bunny was too tight to mention.

    BADOOM-FUCKING-TISH!!!!!

    gago Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:10
  • Nicola Gingerminge from Gurls Alowd in 10 years

    Blartmonster Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:32
  • He should be banned from having a penis. To look like that and to insist on having sex is obscene. Lucky he made it with the voice really otherwise he'd still be a virgin. Either that or a rapey-man.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 30/10/2009 - 12:57
  • Phil Spector? I thought at first glance he resembled a sort of acid crazed transexual Maggie Thatcher.....

    maybe I should stop the LSD.

    slug Fri, 30/10/2009 - 13:19
  • 3rd phase of syphilis setting in then i see. Delusions I understand. It also makes you bleed ginger shit from the sides of your mouth.

    snuzysuzy Fri, 30/10/2009 - 14:21
  • Jealous cunts, the lot of you. Still would that bird out of Texas though. With yours. Until it snapped off.

    dennisnilsen Fri, 30/10/2009 - 16:19
  • Mother Nature can be a right bitch sometimes.

    spandex Fri, 30/10/2009 - 16:41
  • Pic 1 - I genuinely, for a nano-second, thought it was Vivienne Westwood...

    laurawump Fri, 30/10/2009 - 18:17
  • I reckon he and Amy Crackhouse should start a family together.

    Fucking Hell what would the kids look like?

    It'd be a laff to see 'em...

    ken tate Sat, 31/10/2009 - 00:34
  • Is there anything worse than being a ginger step-child?

    bystander Sat, 31/10/2009 - 10:15
  • I wonder if he stormed the stage and belted out My Boomerang Won't come Back.

    mrsmoon Sat, 31/10/2009 - 13:25
  • Looks like some sort of cloning experiment involving Malcolm Mclaren and Brian Sewell.

    dandyboy Sat, 31/10/2009 - 13:55
  • Fucking hell it is Malcolm McThatcher OMG another sleepness night coming up

    carbon cowboy Sat, 31/10/2009 - 20:56

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