The real star of these pics though is his short arsed bouncer who has probably killed more people in his life than the Taliban. He looks like every single Scorcese bad guy pushed through a sieve and set in the oven.

Mickey's boots also deserve a special mention - they were last seen on one of those things that rides the big horse in Lord Of The Rings. Are his feet really that big?

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