Mickey Rourke and Bird go for dinner in London
Fugly Malone
Sat, 20/02/2010 - 13:24 by Mr. HMHoly Moly's adopted Uncle Mickey Rourke is back in London doing what he does best - namely looking like a lump of plasticine in a tumble dryer with an 8ft blonde on his arm.
The real star of these pics though is his short arsed bouncer who has probably killed more people in his life than the Taliban. He looks like every single Scorcese bad guy pushed through a sieve and set in the oven.
Mickey's boots also deserve a special mention - they were last seen on one of those things that rides the big horse in Lord Of The Rings. Are his feet really that big?
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When you say 'adopted uncle', you mean as in fucking embarassing on the dancefloor at weddings and parties, I presume.....
And he has a small limp dick to go along with his small bouncer!
If this fucking dickhead is back in town... everyone should protect their dogs.
If this fucking dickhead is back in town... everyone should protect their dogs.
And he has a small limp dick to go along with his small bouncer!
When you say 'adopted uncle', you mean as in fucking embarassing on the dancefloor at weddings and parties, I presume.....
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