Mickey Rourke continues his tour of London clubs

Mickey Rourke and a young admirer leaving Mahiki in London

Oh Mickey you're so fine

Tue, 08/09/2009 - 12:34 by Mr. HM

Shouldn't Mickey Rourke be, y'know, acting or something? Uncle Mickey was in Mahiki last night and its eems as though it was a success...

In a delightful sky blue get up, Mickey managed to pull and attractive looking young woman. Does she know what she's let herself in for?

This led us into a weird, reflective few minutes where we tried to imagine what Mickey Rourke's technique is like in between the sheets. I'm torn between a Max Cady furious stabby cock thing with handcuffs or a soft as shite whispery thing that goes on for fucking ages with rose petals in the bath and all that nonsense... What do you reckon?

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Comments

Flyboy, Make your way directly to the corner. Do not pass 'GO', Do not collect £200. You sir, are a cunt of the highest echelon. Either for the enormous and elaborate cacophony of lies you have just concocted for a few seconds of fame in a truely second rate manner, or for the fact you actually want to have anything at all to do with the whore after this. I believe your story to have been copied and pasted directly from one of those Wife-Swapping pornos. If she's that hot why not take some pictures of her, write her phone number at the bottom of the and affix them to the insides of telephone boxes in Kings Cross?? What do you mean you already have....?
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Fri, 18/09/2009 - 09:23
Blartmonster... I guess that if I just wanted to get my rocks off, this would be a way to do it, but for better or for worse, the story is true. The only caviat is that all of the private (sex) stuff is second hand from my girl. I have known her for long enough to know that she is probably telling the truth. One more clairification... My GF is not the blond pictured above. She is a different girl that he met last Thursday night.FWIW
flyboy Wed, 09/09/2009 - 15:59
You might be a lying cunt but you should write for Mills and Boon with that imagination. No, really, you should.

Actually, no, you probably don't have a girlfriend and just dream/wank about having a hot Russian honey,....
Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 15:25
Imagine how I felt having to fuck her after that thing was on top of and in her?? But she is a good gf (most of the time) and she is hot as hell, so I'll keep her for now.
flyboy Tue, 08/09/2009 - 18:46
*grunting like Barry White being given the Heimlich manoevre*

Hmmm...HMMM...HMMMM...DON'T STOP..........name the baby after MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
jiggerycock Tue, 08/09/2009 - 17:08
"Your" girl?! Pfft!
kwebb Tue, 08/09/2009 - 16:10
They met at Jalouse, drank and partied like hell. Then went to eat at a restaurant called maroush. After that, she, Mickey, 2 other guys and 2 other girls went back to his suite at the blakes Hotel. She said that they drank some champagne and then the other people left. They started "playing" I don't know how graphic I should get. In any case she said that she had to suck him for about 15 mins before he got even halfway hard. Then she managed to get a condon on his dick and take it. My girl is pretty tight, but she saif that she could hardly feel anything. She said that his dick is only average size. He pumped her for about 5 minutes, (was not able to cum) and then stopped and apologized for not being able to perform. She said that is body was wrinkled as hell. She did say he was a nice guy to talk to. Let me know if you want anything else, I'll tell you what I know
flyboy Tue, 08/09/2009 - 16:09
You can't leave that story there... we want the details!
Mr. HM Tue, 08/09/2009 - 16:02
And my girl is a beautiful 25 year old Russian model. That bastard is always chasing Russians.
flyboy Tue, 08/09/2009 - 16:01
This is a true and "sick" story. Last Thursday night, Mickey Rourke partied with and fucked my girlfriend. I know!! Real nice!! As a part of her forgiveness, I made her tell me the details. Trust me, she said it was all pretty nasty. Is sucks to have a slut for a girlfriend.
flyboy Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:56
I think he'd try to thumb in a softy on the sly, whilst getting you to look at his gold awards
jiggerycock Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:53
"Lets have a drink in my room first whilst these little blue tablets kick in"
kwebb Tue, 08/09/2009 - 14:36
I am.
razorjaw Tue, 08/09/2009 - 14:09
That's if you're a post-rape cuddle kinda person.
razorjaw Tue, 08/09/2009 - 14:09
I think getting fucked by Mickey Rourke would be like being raped by a mentally disabled bear. Absolutely terrifying but worth the cuddle afterwards.
razorjaw Tue, 08/09/2009 - 14:08
I think toilets would be involved.
Henry_McCarty Tue, 08/09/2009 - 12:51

I think toilets would be involved.
Henry_McCarty Tue, 08/09/2009 - 12:51
I think getting fucked by Mickey Rourke would be like being raped by a mentally disabled bear. Absolutely terrifying but worth the cuddle afterwards.
razorjaw Tue, 08/09/2009 - 14:08
That's if you're a post-rape cuddle kinda person.
razorjaw Tue, 08/09/2009 - 14:09
I am.
razorjaw Tue, 08/09/2009 - 14:09
"Lets have a drink in my room first whilst these little blue tablets kick in"
kwebb Tue, 08/09/2009 - 14:36
I think he'd try to thumb in a softy on the sly, whilst getting you to look at his gold awards
jiggerycock Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:53
This is a true and "sick" story. Last Thursday night, Mickey Rourke partied with and fucked my girlfriend. I know!! Real nice!! As a part of her forgiveness, I made her tell me the details. Trust me, she said it was all pretty nasty. Is sucks to have a slut for a girlfriend.
flyboy Tue, 08/09/2009 - 15:56
And my girl is a beautiful 25 year old Russian model. That bastard is always chasing Russians.
flyboy Tue, 08/09/2009 - 16:01
You can't leave that story there... we want the details!
Mr. HM Tue, 08/09/2009 - 16:02
They met at Jalouse, drank and partied like hell. Then went to eat at a restaurant called maroush. After that, she, Mickey, 2 other guys and 2 other girls went back to his suite at the blakes Hotel. She said that they drank some champagne and then the other people left. They started "playing" I don't know how graphic I should get. In any case she said that she had to suck him for about 15 mins before he got even halfway hard. Then she managed to get a condon on his dick and take it. My girl is pretty tight, but she saif that she could hardly feel anything. She said that his dick is only average size. He pumped her for about 5 minutes, (was not able to cum) and then stopped and apologized for not being able to perform. She said that is body was wrinkled as hell. She did say he was a nice guy to talk to. Let me know if you want anything else, I'll tell you what I know
flyboy Tue, 08/09/2009 - 16:09
"Your" girl?! Pfft!
kwebb Tue, 08/09/2009 - 16:10
*grunting like Barry White being given the Heimlich manoevre*

Hmmm...HMMM...HMMMM...DON'T STOP..........name the baby after MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
jiggerycock Tue, 08/09/2009 - 17:08
Imagine how I felt having to fuck her after that thing was on top of and in her?? But she is a good gf (most of the time) and she is hot as hell, so I'll keep her for now.
flyboy Tue, 08/09/2009 - 18:46
You might be a lying cunt but you should write for Mills and Boon with that imagination. No, really, you should.

Actually, no, you probably don't have a girlfriend and just dream/wank about having a hot Russian honey,....
Blartmonster Wed, 09/09/2009 - 15:25
Blartmonster... I guess that if I just wanted to get my rocks off, this would be a way to do it, but for better or for worse, the story is true. The only caviat is that all of the private (sex) stuff is second hand from my girl. I have known her for long enough to know that she is probably telling the truth. One more clairification... My GF is not the blond pictured above. She is a different girl that he met last Thursday night.FWIW
flyboy Wed, 09/09/2009 - 15:59
Flyboy, Make your way directly to the corner. Do not pass 'GO', Do not collect £200. You sir, are a cunt of the highest echelon. Either for the enormous and elaborate cacophony of lies you have just concocted for a few seconds of fame in a truely second rate manner, or for the fact you actually want to have anything at all to do with the whore after this. I believe your story to have been copied and pasted directly from one of those Wife-Swapping pornos. If she's that hot why not take some pictures of her, write her phone number at the bottom of the and affix them to the insides of telephone boxes in Kings Cross?? What do you mean you already have....?
Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Fri, 18/09/2009 - 09:23