Mickey Rourke in New Mexico filming Passion Play
Mick and tuck
Fri, 08/01/2010 - 11:39 by Harry BowIt'll take more than just an eyebrow pencil to sort out Mickey Rourke's face...
Watch and weep Olly Murs, Pete Doherty, Blake Fielder-Civil and nearly every other joker who's worn a jaunty fedora and shrunken suit. Only Uncle Mickey...
Unfortunately Mickey's good work in Passion Play looks set to get shat on by the casting of Megan Fox and a script about 'an angel who's saved by a trumpet player down on his luck' (IMDB) - but at least we've got this to look forward to this year.
We're sure there's a joke about Megan blowing Mickey's trumpet somewhere, but it's been a long week...
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Mr HM's favourite wank-fantasy makes a reappearance (Rourke, not Fox)
His face looks worse WITH the pancake. Still sexy though and at least he's a real man unlike that girlie-boy Megan..
His face looks worse WITH the pancake. Still sexy though and at least he's a real man unlike that girlie-boy Megan..
Mr HM's favourite wank-fantasy makes a reappearance (Rourke, not Fox)