Here is our surrogate Uncle on holiday in Croatia with a model he wouldn't get in a million years if he didn't have his Ironman 2 costume to wear whilst doing rude things to her with his Oscar statue.
Guy is a legend - any man that wears slippers to a restaurant and dedicates his Oscar to a dead dog (not Anna Nicole Smith FYI) is alright by us.
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Either there's drugs stuffed in the cast or Mickey Rourke has bust his arm
Baftas 2010: Holy Moly on the red carpet, the future of photography
Mickey Rourke back in London for the BAFTAs, with small bouncer
Mickey Rourke gets a body double on Passion Play, not very convincing
Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke filming Passion Play together, weird
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (7)
After the shock of seeing his scrawny legs and his crickly belly, I found comfort in the brunette who accompanies him in the water. Not bad at all.
The six-pack would be pretty impressive, were it not for the fact that someone's stolen the plastic thing that holds them all together
That's not a six-pack, that's a genuine bargain pack of 8 Ace.
"Ah, ah, fukkin' luvv yer, ah ah do... ah, divvent tek tha bairns awa from us, like, pet..."
had a real long giggle there M
"Scrawny legs and crickly belly"?
What the fuck? If I look in that good shape when I'm 56 I'll be a happy bunny.
his body is hot his face is weard!
Mega alcoholic's tattoos.