Mickey Rourke unveils the trunks on holiday in Croatia
The Diver
Mon, 24/08/2009 - 11:21 by Mr. HM
Mickey Rourke reminds me of a guy in one of those stories you read when a lottery winner blows all his cash on coke, mock tudor houses and quad bikes, then wins it again with his last pound. He just has that look of 'WTF' all the time...
Here is our surrogate Uncle on holiday in Croatia with a model he wouldn't get in a million years if he didn't have his Ironman 2 costume to wear whilst doing rude things to her with his Oscar statue.
Guy is a legend - any man that wears slippers to a restaurant and dedicates his Oscar to a dead dog (not Anna Nicole Smith FYI) is alright by us.
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Mega alcoholic's tattoos.
his body is hot his face is weard!
had a real long giggle there M
"Scrawny legs and crickly belly"?
What the fuck? If I look in that good shape when I'm 56 I'll be a happy bunny.
That's not a six-pack, that's a genuine bargain pack of 8 Ace.
"Ah, ah, fukkin' luvv yer, ah ah do... ah, divvent tek tha bairns awa from us, like, pet..."
The six-pack would be pretty impressive, were it not for the fact that someone's stolen the plastic thing that holds them all together
After the shock of seeing his scrawny legs and his crickly belly, I found comfort in the brunette who accompanies him in the water. Not bad at all.
After the shock of seeing his scrawny legs and his crickly belly, I found comfort in the brunette who accompanies him in the water. Not bad at all.
The six-pack would be pretty impressive, were it not for the fact that someone's stolen the plastic thing that holds them all together
That's not a six-pack, that's a genuine bargain pack of 8 Ace.
"Ah, ah, fukkin' luvv yer, ah ah do... ah, divvent tek tha bairns awa from us, like, pet..."
"Scrawny legs and crickly belly"?
What the fuck? If I look in that good shape when I'm 56 I'll be a happy bunny.
had a real long giggle there M
his body is hot his face is weard!
Mega alcoholic's tattoos.