Showing Ronnie Wood how it's really done, Mickey Rourke has gone and scored a rather attractive Russian fiancée half his age. Of course he has.

As the 57-year-old actor knows, it only takes one pup to disguise a multitude of cosmetic sins, so it was straight down the pet shop to pick up a dog for new-love Elena Kuletskaya. Scrape your melted heart off the floor though - it's not all wagging tails for Uncle Mick... Shockingly, Moviefone.com has named him amongst Hollywood's unsexiest. The poll, which clearly took more consideration of bone structure than amount of women boned, aims to counteract all the hot lists/best hair cut/smiliest vampire gongs currently being dished out, but we really do doubt that any of the snaggle-faces are too concerned - the majority were earning Oscars before Efron or RPattz's balls dropped.

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