Mickey Rourke named one of Hollywood's unsexiest, still gets engaged to a model

Mickey is not so fine - according to poll

Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:11 by Harry Bow

Bad luck, ladies - Mickey Rourke is off the market :*(

Showing Ronnie Wood how it's really done, Mickey Rourke has gone and scored a rather attractive Russian fiancée half his age. Of course he has.

As the 57-year-old actor knows, it only takes one pup to disguise a multitude of cosmetic sins, so it was straight down the pet shop to pick up a dog for new-love Elena Kuletskaya. Scrape your melted heart off the floor though - it's not all wagging tails for Uncle Mick... Shockingly, Moviefone.com has named him amongst Hollywood's unsexiest. The poll, which clearly took more consideration of bone structure than amount of women boned, aims to counteract all the hot lists/best hair cut/smiliest vampire gongs currently being dished out, but we really do doubt that any of the snaggle-faces are too concerned - the majority were earning Oscars before Efron or RPattz's balls dropped.

The list in full...

1. Gary Busey

2. Kevin Spacey

3. Justin Long

4. Paul Giamatti

5. Philip Seymour Hoffman

6. Randy Quaid

7. Michael Moore

8. Mickey Rourke

9. Joaquin Phoenix

10. John C. Reilly

Mickey Rourke pictures, Mickey Rourke

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pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:42
My GOD are all you people blind??? That is NOT Elena Kuletskaya!
Saryrn Thu, 10/12/2009 - 02:04
although I admit I have no clue who the David Schwimmer lookalikey is...
kermits Wed, 02/12/2009 - 11:52
I'll have Justin Long then, if no one else has already snatched him.
kermits Wed, 02/12/2009 - 11:51
Award for the best Rourke description goes to.....................................jiggery cock!
kermits Wed, 02/12/2009 - 11:50
Yes - I wonder what she sees in the portly, wrinkled, punch-drunk, waspy-haired, slurred speech, gnarled old multimillionaire actor
Blartmonster Tue, 01/12/2009 - 21:31
Bet he keeps viagra afloat with his purchases, though...
Blartmonster Tue, 01/12/2009 - 21:30
Nudie prod games - ooh er, sounds a bit rude, Eddie
ColonelDebugger Tue, 01/12/2009 - 20:22
Anyone with the skin of Nikki Lauda, the hair of Mick Hucknall, the morphology of Giant Haystacks and the dress sense of Jimmy Saville and who can still SEE his own cock, let alone us it to do nudie prod-games with lithe Eastern Bloc honeys, deserves a medal.
jiggerycock Tue, 01/12/2009 - 17:04
When I grow up I want to be Mickey Rourke
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 14:17
And some decent taste in men my dear !

Michael Moore whilst being a fine documentary maker is not what i would call a fine example of "Man"
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 14:14
But at least he doesn't look like his brother - ha ha ha hughugh. [Only common decency at this point stops me now from inserting picture (from personal database) of decomposing corpse.]
stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 14:11
Waste indeed. Loving what looks like a crotch hole in pic on left. He needs a good woman to patch his rips. Go on, Tesco. Once a true love, always...

Just remember to take your hairdressing scissors, nicotine patches, some deodorant (not for your fragrant self obviously), and some Mac 4 Gillette products. A shopping spree other than at Littlewoods/(insert American equivalent) would be worth some time out also.
stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 14:00
It's a real waste, ain't it, Stell.

WE MISS YOUR OLD FACE, JOAQUIN!
tescopop Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:52
Jeeeeeeez
stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:49
Michael Moore = phwar. He can bowl me for Columbine any day. He can Roger (and) Me...He can raise me to Farenheit 9/11...

God - got to get new/proper job.
stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:48
Kevin Spacey and Joaquin Pheonix, unsexy? I'd definitely Spacey, and maybe Phoenix.

EDIT: have just remembered that Phoenix now looks like this:

Would still shag Spacey.
tescopop Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:44
And good luck to him she's gorgeous.
I'd give it 5 years....
slug Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:32

And good luck to him she's gorgeous.
I'd give it 5 years....
slug Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:32
Kevin Spacey and Joaquin Pheonix, unsexy? I'd definitely Spacey, and maybe Phoenix.

EDIT: have just remembered that Phoenix now looks like this:

Would still shag Spacey.
tescopop Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:44
Michael Moore = phwar. He can bowl me for Columbine any day. He can Roger (and) Me...He can raise me to Farenheit 9/11...

God - got to get new/proper job.
stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:48
Jeeeeeeez
stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:49
It's a real waste, ain't it, Stell.

WE MISS YOUR OLD FACE, JOAQUIN!
tescopop Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:52
Waste indeed. Loving what looks like a crotch hole in pic on left. He needs a good woman to patch his rips. Go on, Tesco. Once a true love, always...

Just remember to take your hairdressing scissors, nicotine patches, some deodorant (not for your fragrant self obviously), and some Mac 4 Gillette products. A shopping spree other than at Littlewoods/(insert American equivalent) would be worth some time out also.
stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 14:00
But at least he doesn't look like his brother - ha ha ha hughugh. [Only common decency at this point stops me now from inserting picture (from personal database) of decomposing corpse.]
stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 14:11
And some decent taste in men my dear !

Michael Moore whilst being a fine documentary maker is not what i would call a fine example of "Man"
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 14:14
When I grow up I want to be Mickey Rourke
MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 14:17
Anyone with the skin of Nikki Lauda, the hair of Mick Hucknall, the morphology of Giant Haystacks and the dress sense of Jimmy Saville and who can still SEE his own cock, let alone us it to do nudie prod-games with lithe Eastern Bloc honeys, deserves a medal.
jiggerycock Tue, 01/12/2009 - 17:04
Nudie prod games - ooh er, sounds a bit rude, Eddie
ColonelDebugger Tue, 01/12/2009 - 20:22
Bet he keeps viagra afloat with his purchases, though...
Blartmonster Tue, 01/12/2009 - 21:30
Yes - I wonder what she sees in the portly, wrinkled, punch-drunk, waspy-haired, slurred speech, gnarled old multimillionaire actor
Blartmonster Tue, 01/12/2009 - 21:31
Award for the best Rourke description goes to.....................................jiggery cock!
kermits Wed, 02/12/2009 - 11:50
I'll have Justin Long then, if no one else has already snatched him.
kermits Wed, 02/12/2009 - 11:51
although I admit I have no clue who the David Schwimmer lookalikey is...
kermits Wed, 02/12/2009 - 11:52
My GOD are all you people blind??? That is NOT Elena Kuletskaya!
Saryrn Thu, 10/12/2009 - 02:04
Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.
pandorajewelry Thu, 08/07/2010 - 06:42