Here he is having it all in Manhattan. And by all we mean a blonde and a Pomeranian dog. 

What a man! Not every bloke can make a miniature toy dog look like an acceptable pet companion but Mickey's pulling it off with aplomb.

Plus! This isn't a Fashion Week story! Hooray!

Not that Mickey needs to learn anything about fashion as these pics attest...

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