Mickey Rourke spends the evening in Stringfellows

Mickey Rourke visits strip club Stringfellows in London

The Gristler

Thu, 27/08/2009 - 10:20 by Mr. HM

It's not often that Peter Stringfellow isn't the oddest looking person in a room. He must have felt like Prince Normal when Holy Moly's uncle Mickey Rourke dipped in for a quick pole dance and overprice bottle of champagne with a sparkler in.

Lap dancing for Mickey Rourke must go down (Which is extra) as one of the strangest things an out of work model has to do. How do you know if he's enjoying himself if his face never changes from that half smile-half Rocky look. I love the waistcoats he wears - he looks like Michael Hutchence of INXS fame would if the danger wank hadn't got there first.

God I love Mickey Rourke. He is a masterclass in everything every man should aspire to. Used to be sexy, got pissed took up boxing, drove motorbikes for 10 years, regretted al his excesses, has surgery, wins Oscar. Job done.

Judging by the receipt in his hand, a fair few maidens did grind the Rourke cock that night...

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Comments

Mickey, why is your face made out of Play Doh???
malachysdad Fri, 28/08/2009 - 10:48
That London Mayor's job is taking its toll on old Boris Johnson lately, eh?
Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 13:43
I thought HM didn't like lazy journalism? - in which case should know that the Oscar was famously won by Sean Penn instead!
jenjen9000 Thu, 27/08/2009 - 13:27

I thought HM didn't like lazy journalism? - in which case should know that the Oscar was famously won by Sean Penn instead!
jenjen9000 Thu, 27/08/2009 - 13:27
That London Mayor's job is taking its toll on old Boris Johnson lately, eh?
Blartmonster Thu, 27/08/2009 - 13:43
Mickey, why is your face made out of Play Doh???
malachysdad Fri, 28/08/2009 - 10:48