Hope for all of us
Mon, 09/11/2009 - 11:39 by Mr. HM

Mickey Rourke took a walk through LA with his girlfriend and dog, seemingly specifically to rub every man's face in their own shit.

As you step out on this chilly and miserable Monday morning, pinching your paunch and debating whether or not the gym beckons, or whether looking old and knackered is the reason you can't find yourself a decent woman look at these pictures. You're wrong.

The real reason you can't get a decent woman is obviously because your face doesn't look like a hockey mask, you aren't a multi millionaire and your name is not Mickey Rourke. I mean really this wouldn't happen unless you were in Ironman2 would it?

 

  • Of course, the few mill in the bank makes no fucking difference whatsoever... *rolls wonky eye*

    Blartmonster Mon, 09/11/2009 - 23:00
  • Polish birds love it, I tell ya get down the nightclub and pick yourself up a polish bird you won't regret it.

    whereswaldo Mon, 09/11/2009 - 17:39
  • You obviously havent seen this woman without her sunglasses on, she has a really wonky eye.

    manor Mon, 09/11/2009 - 17:12
  • Totally. It's called charisma. And he's gone from fucked to fuckable. Rourke's an animal yet he's openly devoted to the type of poodle most of us would happily kick. Go figure. The man's sexy.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 09/11/2009 - 16:54
  • Any man who can walk down the street with the world's gayest dogs and still pull a fit bird gets my respect.

    slug Mon, 09/11/2009 - 13:47
  • Kurdikova- the name says it all. Eastern wowen are not that picky when it comes to men and their looks. Ask the scraggy Rolling Stones!

    kermits Mon, 09/11/2009 - 11:58
  • Kurdikova- the name says it all. Eastern wowen are not that picky when it comes to men and their looks. Ask the scraggy Rolling Stones!

    kermits Mon, 09/11/2009 - 11:58
  • Any man who can walk down the street with the world's gayest dogs and still pull a fit bird gets my respect.

    slug Mon, 09/11/2009 - 13:47
  • Totally. It's called charisma. And he's gone from fucked to fuckable. Rourke's an animal yet he's openly devoted to the type of poodle most of us would happily kick. Go figure. The man's sexy.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 09/11/2009 - 16:54
  • You obviously havent seen this woman without her sunglasses on, she has a really wonky eye.

    manor Mon, 09/11/2009 - 17:12
  • Polish birds love it, I tell ya get down the nightclub and pick yourself up a polish bird you won't regret it.

    whereswaldo Mon, 09/11/2009 - 17:39
  • Of course, the few mill in the bank makes no fucking difference whatsoever... *rolls wonky eye*

    Blartmonster Mon, 09/11/2009 - 23:00

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