As you step out on this chilly and miserable Monday morning, pinching your paunch and debating whether or not the gym beckons, or whether looking old and knackered is the reason you can't find yourself a decent woman look at these pictures. You're wrong.
The real reason you can't get a decent woman is obviously because your face doesn't look like a hockey mask, you aren't a multi millionaire and your name is not Mickey Rourke. I mean really this wouldn't happen unless you were in Ironman2 would it?
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Either there's drugs stuffed in the cast or Mickey Rourke has bust his arm
Baftas 2010: Holy Moly on the red carpet, the future of photography
Mickey Rourke back in London for the BAFTAs, with small bouncer
Mickey Rourke gets a body double on Passion Play, not very convincing
Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke filming Passion Play together, weird
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (6)
Kurdikova- the name says it all. Eastern wowen are not that picky when it comes to men and their looks. Ask the scraggy Rolling Stones!
Any man who can walk down the street with the world's gayest dogs and still pull a fit bird gets my respect.
Totally. It's called charisma. And he's gone from fucked to fuckable. Rourke's an animal yet he's openly devoted to the type of poodle most of us would happily kick. Go figure. The man's sexy.
Of course, the few mill in the bank makes no fucking difference whatsoever... *rolls wonky eye*
You obviously havent seen this woman without her sunglasses on, she has a really wonky eye.
Polish birds love it, I tell ya get down the nightclub and pick yourself up a polish bird you won't regret it.