Mickey Rourke showed off his camel toe, his new shark tattoo and pair of slippers with his late dog's name embroidered across them as he picked up women and was propositioned by a tramp at the Groucho club last night...

Rourke apparently asked some tramps outside the club whether they'd partake in a threesome, though he said they'd have to shave first.

They told Rourke:

I'll fuck you all and all night.

*Shudders*

To which he replied:

You're gonna have to shave.

After he declined, he showed off a shark tattoo he'd drawn himself on his arm before leaving with a leggy blonde.

Despite his face looking like a melting version of Droopy the Dog's, he's still got it...