Rourke apparently asked some tramps outside the club whether they'd partake in a threesome, though he said they'd have to shave first.

They told Rourke:

I'll fuck you all and all night.

*Shudders*

To which he replied:

You're gonna have to shave.

After he declined, he showed off a shark tattoo he'd drawn himself on his arm before leaving with a leggy blonde.

Despite his face looking like a melting version of Droopy the Dog's, he's still got it...

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