That's a nice orange paisley shirt and matching faux snake-skin belt you've got on there Mickey, but you wouldn't happen to have the exact same outfit in a different colour?...

On second thoughts, we think we prefer the orange.

Uncle Mickey has finally left our shores after months of tomfoolery and the shagging (or attempted shagging) of models in clubs such Boujis and Mahiki and headed across the pond to New York.

He went out in this orange paisley number in NYC and a few days later, toned down the orange and opted for the garish green as he socialised with another legendary 'swordsman', Craig David (or not) at the Radio City Music Hall.

And despite being pictured with a string of models (none of whom looked as though they could speak a single word of English) Mickey has now settled down (i.e taken her out for lunch and dinner) with 20-year-old Cheyenne  Tozzi.

Come back soon Mickey, we miss you!