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Mon, 07/09/2009 - 10:56 by Metrosexual

Preening pop ponce Mika is back. We've just had Robbie's return, do we really need this permy-bonced mega-toothed twat too? No!

The screeching knob-head was "spotted" boozing in the bar at the May Fair Hotel (where else? It's the paps new home-from-home) in the company of none-other than limelight hungry tranny Jodie Harsh. Isn't it time he took his wig off and got a proper job? 

It's all a bit 2007. He arrived in a rickshaw with a drink in his hand! What a wag / twat!

He ended up with a big lipstick mark on his cheek. Hilarious! Then gooned about with his pal in a stripy curtain. We bet he's called Tarquin. 

  • Mika is an amazing singer, songwriter, artist & performer!

    The Boy Who Knew Too much is brilliant!!

    Kudos Mika!!

    Kodes100 Wed, 18/11/2009 - 17:57
  • I don't understand what you have against him. Just because you don't enjoy his music doesn't give you right to say things like this. What wrong has he ever done? He's a wonderful man and doesn't deserve this abuse.Your comments are completely biased. Grow up.

    Lucie Jayne Mon, 21/09/2009 - 00:09
  • This worthless cunt deserves to die

    youjizzmoppers Mon, 07/09/2009 - 21:08
  • Isn't That Jodie Harsh just Matt Lucas doing a character?

    fisterella Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:45
  • Too fucking true!

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:31
  • You are a sad cunt.

    MyNameIsPeter Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:22
  • Thank goodness that first comment was removed - no one deserves to be murdered.

    Saw Mika Saturday in Blackpool at the Radio 2 gig and he was brilliant - ok OTT but in a good way.

    nannyt Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:17
  • Let's just remind ourselves what this man can do:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3owAOZsjOEQ

    sodslaw Mon, 07/09/2009 - 12:38
  • Let's just remind ourselves what this man can do:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3owAOZsjOEQ

    sodslaw Mon, 07/09/2009 - 12:38
  • Thank goodness that first comment was removed - no one deserves to be murdered.

    Saw Mika Saturday in Blackpool at the Radio 2 gig and he was brilliant - ok OTT but in a good way.

    nannyt Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:17
  • You are a sad cunt.

    MyNameIsPeter Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:22
  • Too fucking true!

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:31
  • Isn't That Jodie Harsh just Matt Lucas doing a character?

    fisterella Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:45
  • This worthless cunt deserves to die

    youjizzmoppers Mon, 07/09/2009 - 21:08
  • I don't understand what you have against him. Just because you don't enjoy his music doesn't give you right to say things like this. What wrong has he ever done? He's a wonderful man and doesn't deserve this abuse.Your comments are completely biased. Grow up.

    Lucie Jayne Mon, 21/09/2009 - 00:09
  • Mika is an amazing singer, songwriter, artist & performer!

    The Boy Who Knew Too much is brilliant!!

    Kudos Mika!!

    Kodes100 Wed, 18/11/2009 - 17:57

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