Mika's sneakers
Wed, 18/11/2009 - 11:43 by HM writer

It looks like we have a latecomer and a serious contender for the Shit Shoe Showdown. It's Mika... With, er, Mika's sneakers...

Could he steal the current Shit Shoe crown from Chanelle, Chantelle and Noel Fielding?

Mika was out at Scott's restaurant with his custom made footwear and was the envy of all his celebrity friends, who wished they were known by just their fist name so they could wear it in on their shoes too. And they included Stephen Fry, Natalie Imbruglia, Damien Hirst, Caprice, David Walliams (he'd been shopping at Hermes) Jo Brand, David Baddiel and Tara Palmer-Tompkinson. But it was still Mika who left all alone...

  • Will you stop taking the fucking shit out of my friends. Just because we love Mika and his music doesn’t mean you can slag us off. What kind of music do you like? And since you spend your time taking the shit out of people on a website then you have too much time on your hands and probably sit at home all day drinking because you are lonely while we’ll go out and support Mika on his world tours which have sold out, you cunts.

    GoodGoneGirl Thu, 19/11/2009 - 18:37
  • People, I think we just found two entries for the "Not only do I like shitty shoes but I like shitty music" care in the community award. Step forward the deaf and blind cunts, Amandapleasee and Kodes100.

    Blartmonster Thu, 19/11/2009 - 05:49
  • Well I think he just looks darlin', and let me tell you he is an amazing artist. His new album is absolutely brilliant, even better than his first. And to perfectly honest, I am in love with his shoes. He's just the best <3

    amandapleaseee Wed, 18/11/2009 - 21:45
  • I really like your shoes Mika!

    The Boy Who Knew Too much - Mika's new album - is Amazing!!

    It is even better than LICM which I didn't think was possible.

    Kudos Mika!!

    Kodes100 Wed, 18/11/2009 - 16:44
  • I wasn't even aware he'd released a first album.

    All I'd heard is that infuriatingly effeminate screeching coming out of my radio and knew it was just plain wrong.

    pandakiller Wed, 18/11/2009 - 16:07
  • Someone allowed this cunt to make a second album?

    dandyboy Wed, 18/11/2009 - 13:14
  • Those shoes are worse than his second album.

    Mike Hannigan Wed, 18/11/2009 - 12:45
  • Those shoes are worse than his second album.

    Mike Hannigan Wed, 18/11/2009 - 12:45
  • Someone allowed this cunt to make a second album?

    dandyboy Wed, 18/11/2009 - 13:14
  • I wasn't even aware he'd released a first album.

    All I'd heard is that infuriatingly effeminate screeching coming out of my radio and knew it was just plain wrong.

    pandakiller Wed, 18/11/2009 - 16:07
  • I really like your shoes Mika!

    The Boy Who Knew Too much - Mika's new album - is Amazing!!

    It is even better than LICM which I didn't think was possible.

    Kudos Mika!!

    Kodes100 Wed, 18/11/2009 - 16:44
  • Well I think he just looks darlin', and let me tell you he is an amazing artist. His new album is absolutely brilliant, even better than his first. And to perfectly honest, I am in love with his shoes. He's just the best <3

    amandapleaseee Wed, 18/11/2009 - 21:45
  • People, I think we just found two entries for the "Not only do I like shitty shoes but I like shitty music" care in the community award. Step forward the deaf and blind cunts, Amandapleasee and Kodes100.

    Blartmonster Thu, 19/11/2009 - 05:49
  • Will you stop taking the fucking shit out of my friends. Just because we love Mika and his music doesn’t mean you can slag us off. What kind of music do you like? And since you spend your time taking the shit out of people on a website then you have too much time on your hands and probably sit at home all day drinking because you are lonely while we’ll go out and support Mika on his world tours which have sold out, you cunts.

    GoodGoneGirl Thu, 19/11/2009 - 18:37

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