Could he steal the current Shit Shoe crown from Chanelle, Chantelle and Noel Fielding?

Mika was out at Scott's restaurant with his custom made footwear and was the envy of all his celebrity friends, who wished they were known by just their fist name so they could wear it in on their shoes too. And they included Stephen Fry, Natalie Imbruglia, Damien Hirst, Caprice, David Walliams (he'd been shopping at Hermes) Jo Brand, David Baddiel and Tara Palmer-Tompkinson. But it was still Mika who left all alone...