Nice footwork
Mon, 01/02/2010 - 12:36 by Mr. HM

WTF? What the hell is Mike Tyson playing at? Completely mental.

Here, our favourite ear biting rapist boxer shows how good his footwork still is on the Italian version of Dancing with the Stars.

The mind boggles, it really does.

The face tattoo really sets off the colour of her shoes don't you think?

  • Or a night out at Mikes new business venture "Wrestling with bitches !".......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 02/02/2010 - 09:39
  • Not to mention rape and assault...

    Don't envy the judges on this one. I mean, if he was really shite, would you tell him to his face? 'Mr Tyson, you have all the grace and poise of a crippled frog and....erm...uh....oh, what the hell, ten out of ten.....can I have my ears back now?'

    slug Tue, 02/02/2010 - 09:36
  • On pic 4 he looks like he's thinking 'Hmmmmm which hole should I plunge my finger into'..

    How mad is the world when this animalistic raping cocksnot can make money still?

    Teatimecreams Tue, 02/02/2010 - 06:53
  • Neck tattoos as well.

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/02/2010 - 18:00
  • Excuse me Mr Tyson, I believe someone stole your lips in most of these shots.

    neekeem Mon, 01/02/2010 - 16:29
  • Pic 4 just looks like a normal night out for Mike.

    allmouthandtrousers Mon, 01/02/2010 - 15:00
  • Call me snobby, but facial tattoos really say a lot about a man...

    tescopop Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:34
  • Looks better than Calzaghe.

    dandyboy Mon, 01/02/2010 - 13:29
  • This is a man who once kept pidgeons so....you know what I'm saying. I share a birthday with Little Mikey so I can't be too hard on him. Having said that he's like a rottweiller. You back away slowly and hope the good mood will last.
    Let's hope this dancing business means he's skint cos if he is he'll wind up in the jungle with Ant & Dec. Then we can only hope that he forgets himself and batters one of the 'celebs'.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 01/02/2010 - 12:45
  • This is a man who once kept pidgeons so....you know what I'm saying. I share a birthday with Little Mikey so I can't be too hard on him. Having said that he's like a rottweiller. You back away slowly and hope the good mood will last.
    Let's hope this dancing business means he's skint cos if he is he'll wind up in the jungle with Ant & Dec. Then we can only hope that he forgets himself and batters one of the 'celebs'.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 01/02/2010 - 12:45
  • Looks better than Calzaghe.

    dandyboy Mon, 01/02/2010 - 13:29
  • Call me snobby, but facial tattoos really say a lot about a man...

    tescopop Mon, 01/02/2010 - 14:34
  • Pic 4 just looks like a normal night out for Mike.

    allmouthandtrousers Mon, 01/02/2010 - 15:00
  • Excuse me Mr Tyson, I believe someone stole your lips in most of these shots.

    neekeem Mon, 01/02/2010 - 16:29
  • Neck tattoos as well.

    retrovertigo Mon, 01/02/2010 - 18:00
  • On pic 4 he looks like he's thinking 'Hmmmmm which hole should I plunge my finger into'..

    How mad is the world when this animalistic raping cocksnot can make money still?

    Teatimecreams Tue, 02/02/2010 - 06:53
  • Not to mention rape and assault...

    Don't envy the judges on this one. I mean, if he was really shite, would you tell him to his face? 'Mr Tyson, you have all the grace and poise of a crippled frog and....erm...uh....oh, what the hell, ten out of ten.....can I have my ears back now?'

    slug Tue, 02/02/2010 - 09:36
  • Or a night out at Mikes new business venture "Wrestling with bitches !".......

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 02/02/2010 - 09:39

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