Mike Tyson is now in the Mafia

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There's Big Ben!

Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:11 By Mr. HM

Mike Tyson's stint on the Italian version of Dancing with the Stars is quite possibly my favourite thing to happen this year. He's like Clark Griswold, if Clark Griswold was a convicted rapist with a tattoo on his face.

Flick through these pics singing "Holiday Road" in your head, imagining Mike has just spent an hour in a tailor, trying on a multitude of hilariously stereotyped outfits, before settling on "Mobster Chic".

"Look Mike! Soldiers!"

I LOVE YOU IRON MIKE TYSON.

WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

COMMENTS (7)

tescopop says...

"I LOVE YOU IRON MIKE TYSON."

Yep, everybody loves a violent rape-o.

unseemlydogposture says...

has mopsa been sacked and are you going to cover katie price on the radio or wot?

Mr. HM says...

Your wish is my command.
"MOPSA! YOUR PUBLIC AWAIT YOU!"

unseemlydogposture says...

...quick as a flash, he donned a lady's wig, disabled the spelling and grammar checkers and began randomly thumping the keyboard with balled fists...

...not even his closest friends knew mopsa was really the alter ego of moody gossip-monger, mr hm, himself.

slug says...

Let me get this straight - has he hired the Italian Army as bodyguards or is it the other way round?

PuddyTwat says...

Whatchoo you talking bout Willis? Mike Tyson IS the mafia!
Still it doesn't matter how tough he is - he's got the voice of a pensioner and he mates with pigeons...or does he just breed them? Either way it's wrong and next time I see him, I'm gonna tell him.

koshmar says...

Rape-o or not, I'd love to see this fucking nutbag kick seven shades out of Price's pet wingnut.

Funny how these homoerotic "fighters" have a rapey tendency... must be the steroids