Mike Tyson is now in the Mafia

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Mike Tyson sees the sights in Italy

There's Big Ben!

Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:11 by Mr. HM

Mike Tyson's stint on the Italian version of Dancing with the Stars is quite possibly my favourite thing to happen this year. He's like Clark Griswold, if Clark Griswold was a convicted rapist with a tattoo on his face.

Flick through these pics singing "Holiday Road" in your head, imagining Mike has just spent an hour in a tailor, trying on a multitude of hilariously stereotyped outfits, before settling on "Mobster Chic".

"Look Mike! Soldiers!"

I LOVE YOU IRON MIKE TYSON.

Mike Tyson pictures, Mike Tyson

Comments

Rape-o or not, I'd love to see this fucking nutbag kick seven shades out of Price's pet wingnut.

Funny how these homoerotic "fighters" have a rapey tendency... must be the steroids
koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 02:19
Whatchoo you talking bout Willis? Mike Tyson IS the mafia!
Still it doesn't matter how tough he is - he's got the voice of a pensioner and he mates with pigeons...or does he just breed them? Either way it's wrong and next time I see him, I'm gonna tell him.
PuddyTwat Tue, 09/02/2010 - 15:11
...quick as a flash, he donned a lady's wig, disabled the spelling and grammar checkers and began randomly thumping the keyboard with balled fists...

...not even his closest friends knew mopsa was really the alter ego of moody gossip-monger, mr hm, himself.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:40
Let me get this straight - has he hired the Italian Army as bodyguards or is it the other way round?
slug Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:29
Your wish is my command.
"MOPSA! YOUR PUBLIC AWAIT YOU!"
Mr. HM Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:28
has mopsa been sacked and are you going to cover katie price on the radio or wot?
unseemlydogposture Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:22
"I LOVE YOU IRON MIKE TYSON."

Yep, everybody loves a violent rape-o.
tescopop Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:21

"I LOVE YOU IRON MIKE TYSON."

Yep, everybody loves a violent rape-o.
tescopop Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:21
has mopsa been sacked and are you going to cover katie price on the radio or wot?
unseemlydogposture Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:22
Your wish is my command.
"MOPSA! YOUR PUBLIC AWAIT YOU!"
Mr. HM Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:28
Let me get this straight - has he hired the Italian Army as bodyguards or is it the other way round?
slug Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:29
...quick as a flash, he donned a lady's wig, disabled the spelling and grammar checkers and began randomly thumping the keyboard with balled fists...

...not even his closest friends knew mopsa was really the alter ego of moody gossip-monger, mr hm, himself.
unseemlydogposture Tue, 09/02/2010 - 10:40
Whatchoo you talking bout Willis? Mike Tyson IS the mafia!
Still it doesn't matter how tough he is - he's got the voice of a pensioner and he mates with pigeons...or does he just breed them? Either way it's wrong and next time I see him, I'm gonna tell him.
PuddyTwat Tue, 09/02/2010 - 15:11
Rape-o or not, I'd love to see this fucking nutbag kick seven shades out of Price's pet wingnut.

Funny how these homoerotic "fighters" have a rapey tendency... must be the steroids
koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 02:19