They're in fashion?
Tue, 28/09/2010 - 12:14 by Harry Bow

Milan Fashion Week - also known as a retirement village away-day at a Ronseal factory - rolls on, with both Roberto Cavalli and Giorgio Armani showing their wares on the catwalk to a crowd including Heidi Klum, George Clooney, Elisabetta Canalis, Megan Fox, Brian Austin Green and Leona Lewis...

Forget fashion though - who needs clothes when you're this sexy...

Fashion Week/Month/Year hits Paris tomorrow. Can't wait.

  • YUCK, you wouldnt look twice at them. Liona lewis has a fly on her face. How Gross is it when your on the beach and you look at them and go "who do they think they are and then some might realise they are fashion designers but non many!

    dancingworm Wed, 29/09/2010 - 01:29
  • Mmmmmm.....
    Just been on the Cavalli website.
    His intro, which consists of his latest collection, reaffirms all my reasons for believing that "fashion" really is full of shit.
    He's thrown the same 10 Eastern European, slightly prostitutish, no tits, no waist, no arse 16 year old transsexual "models" down the catwalk in a dizzyingly similar array of spray painted macrame chenile bedspreads and silk scarves with tassels.
    I didn't realise that Summer 2011 was all about 1970s androgynous surfer chick whores on smack.
    Clearly in Cavalliworld it is.

    I smell EAU DE MISOGYNY.
    Phew weee.
    But it's OK kids, with Leona and Skelletoria Beckham with their hands up his arse, he'll not go broke just yet.

    VILE.

    whothehellamiagain Tue, 28/09/2010 - 14:58
  • haha - elderly continental Europeans and their speedos! They are so quaint. They pair of them combined actually look less masculine than Pic 7.

    Bejesus - she is a bloke

    GretaBritain Tue, 28/09/2010 - 14:33
  • haha - elderly continental Europeans and their speedos! They are so quaint. They pair of them combined actually look less masculine than Pic 7.

    Bejesus - she is a bloke

    GretaBritain Tue, 28/09/2010 - 14:33
  • Mmmmmm.....
    Just been on the Cavalli website.
    His intro, which consists of his latest collection, reaffirms all my reasons for believing that "fashion" really is full of shit.
    He's thrown the same 10 Eastern European, slightly prostitutish, no tits, no waist, no arse 16 year old transsexual "models" down the catwalk in a dizzyingly similar array of spray painted macrame chenile bedspreads and silk scarves with tassels.
    I didn't realise that Summer 2011 was all about 1970s androgynous surfer chick whores on smack.
    Clearly in Cavalliworld it is.

    I smell EAU DE MISOGYNY.
    Phew weee.
    But it's OK kids, with Leona and Skelletoria Beckham with their hands up his arse, he'll not go broke just yet.

    VILE.

    whothehellamiagain Tue, 28/09/2010 - 14:58
  • YUCK, you wouldnt look twice at them. Liona lewis has a fly on her face. How Gross is it when your on the beach and you look at them and go "who do they think they are and then some might realise they are fashion designers but non many!

    dancingworm Wed, 29/09/2010 - 01:29

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