Miley Cyrus, she's still under 18 here, so JUST BE COOLMiley Cyrus, she's still under 18 here, so JUST BE COOL

Miley's more expensive than we thought
Wed, 26/01/2011 - 12:14 by John Hill

Except for a certain member of the site, who shall remain nameless, it's easy to forget how old Miley Cyrus is. While she's been in the industry for a while, she's still only just turned 18 and by golly gosh is she making the most of it. 

Rarely a week goes by without a sexy pic of Miley doing something sexy to someone sexy or smoking some kind of definitely legal, but sexy, substance out of a big old bong. Admittedly that last one only happened once, but we'd like to think it was something she might repeat.

 

As any of you who remember the Miley Cyrus 'DRUG FIEND' story from late last year will know, there was a big old marijuana bong which the precocious popstar did take a lung full from, one which is now apparently being sold to a mystery bidder for $70k, or £44k if you live on the right end of the Gulf Stream.

 

What this means for Miley is both unknown and fairly uninteresting, but we suppose after her Razzie nomination it must be nice for her to think she can at least imbue somethings with value, kind of like a modern day Midas, but with drug paraphernalia.  

 

Incidentally, according to Wikipaedophile, in Miley's new film, LOL! (We're 100 percent serious about that), Miley's character loses her virginity, smokes cannabis, gets wasted and kisses two girlfriends on the lips.

 

Art, life and all that eh?

  • Arrrrrgghhhh!

    I wuz censored.

    Well Fuck 'Em, have a piccie of Miley snogging some bird instead!

    ken tate Thu, 27/01/2011 - 23:47
  • She sold her bong? Dirty bitch. I hope her dad's not bought it.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 26/01/2011 - 15:46
  • I for one am sorry she has sold the bong.
    Is she going to go achey squeaky clean now?
    Any vestige of her being vaguely interesting a la Lilo is fast disappearing out of the gulfstream jet window!
    Bugger!

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 26/01/2011 - 13:00
  • I for one am sorry she has sold the bong.
    Is she going to go achey squeaky clean now?
    Any vestige of her being vaguely interesting a la Lilo is fast disappearing out of the gulfstream jet window!
    Bugger!

    whothehellamiagain Wed, 26/01/2011 - 13:00
  • She sold her bong? Dirty bitch. I hope her dad's not bought it.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 26/01/2011 - 15:46
  • Arrrrrgghhhh!

    I wuz censored.

    Well Fuck 'Em, have a piccie of Miley snogging some bird instead!

    ken tate Thu, 27/01/2011 - 23:47

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