Not in full Bloom
Thu, 15/10/2009 - 10:48 by HM writer

Miranda Kerr managed to squeeze her skeleton into a corset and withstand the breeze that could have been life threatening as she posed on the rooftop of the Museum of Contemporary Art in Sydney...

Miranda was also modeling swimsuits for the Australian edition of fashion magazine Grazia as well as showing us what happens when you live off a diet of dust and air.

Luckily the former Victoria's Secret model, and girlfriend of Orlando Bloom, was holding onto two balloons (one on its own weighed twice as much as she did) to save her from a sudden gust of wind which may have seen her blown off the roof like a spinning top...

  • When women that skinny take their clothes off, they look like small boys. So...well...just an observation.

    charl25 Fri, 16/10/2009 - 08:16
  • Promised you a Mini Milk?
    Dont Chew forget about Peas?

    minxybbw Thu, 15/10/2009 - 22:07
  • This poor misguided sad arsed bitch must be eating her own vomit to look like that.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 15/10/2009 - 18:40
  • She needs to get to the nearest fucking Gregg's pronto. NOT sexy

    Blartmonster Thu, 15/10/2009 - 17:33
  • New Gold Creme Egg?

    merylhighground Thu, 15/10/2009 - 17:15
  • skinny and skeletal are two different things...

    Dantheman Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:57
  • ps All those photos are piss poor!

    kwebb Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:32
  • One day they'll return here, when the Breakfast Child sings again..

    kwebb Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:30
  • I tried to think of a Jim Kerr gag about being hungry but Promised You A Miracle Whip was the best I could do.

    dandyboy Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:13
  • She's horrendous- there love, have a Big Mac.

    kermits Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:01
  • Why nothing about Lily or Megan today?

    fuckwit Thu, 15/10/2009 - 12:13
  • Dip her in marmite & you've got yourself the first human twiglet.....mmmmm twiglets.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:52
  • ugh

    shakeit Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:44
  • I like em skinny so I'm not complaining

    fuckwit Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:39
  • I knew she looked familiar

    BustySinclair Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:15
  • I knew she looked familiar

    BustySinclair Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:15
  • I like em skinny so I'm not complaining

    fuckwit Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:39
  • ugh

    shakeit Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:44
  • Dip her in marmite & you've got yourself the first human twiglet.....mmmmm twiglets.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 15/10/2009 - 11:52
  • Why nothing about Lily or Megan today?

    fuckwit Thu, 15/10/2009 - 12:13
  • She's horrendous- there love, have a Big Mac.

    kermits Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:01
  • I tried to think of a Jim Kerr gag about being hungry but Promised You A Miracle Whip was the best I could do.

    dandyboy Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:13
  • One day they'll return here, when the Breakfast Child sings again..

    kwebb Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:30
  • ps All those photos are piss poor!

    kwebb Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:32
  • skinny and skeletal are two different things...

    Dantheman Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:57
  • New Gold Creme Egg?

    merylhighground Thu, 15/10/2009 - 17:15
  • She needs to get to the nearest fucking Gregg's pronto. NOT sexy

    Blartmonster Thu, 15/10/2009 - 17:33
  • This poor misguided sad arsed bitch must be eating her own vomit to look like that.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 15/10/2009 - 18:40
  • Promised you a Mini Milk?
    Dont Chew forget about Peas?

    minxybbw Thu, 15/10/2009 - 22:07
  • When women that skinny take their clothes off, they look like small boys. So...well...just an observation.

    charl25 Fri, 16/10/2009 - 08:16

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